Maddison

"If you ever feel down, just brush your hair. It makes me feel better." -@PeteGBlack

I miss Bob Costas’ pink eye. #PARIS2024

Taco Bell needs to bring back the Frito Burrito in honor of Gypsy Rose’s release.

@l_schin That’s a very good impression.

@maddison_black Ohh I'm maddison i cut out all context when i post a tweet

“I can’t wait ‘til we die.” -@l_schin

“Sir, why are you a Christian on Snapchat? That seems sinful.” -@l_schin

Idk who let me buy Halloween candy in September… but I’m going to need another bag of payday.

“ONE MORE TIME” SONG & VIDEO OUT NOW blink182.lnk.to/OMTMTYK

Are you scrubbing your best friend’s bathtub at 10:30pm or are you normal?

I spent 45 minutes looking for the truck keys tonight after I got home. They were in my bra the entire time.

@jpeazyy Putting stickers on things triggers my anxiety! It’s too permanent. What if I had a better spot for it?

I think little leaguers holding up those big ass champion rings is one of the dumbest things. I get it… you’re paying a fortune for your snotty 6 year old to play baseball. It’s not impressive.

People are referencing second looks on the #MetGala2023 red carpet as “transformations” but I know they’re actually called “RuVeals”

Pizza Rat was a national hero. 🍕🐀

@jpeazyy We’re an @elmo family.

@Rangers Look, just @ the designer so we know who not to work with… please and thank you 🙏🏾

I think I probably still have anesthesia in my system… but I woke up thinking it would be a great idea for @trixiemattel to star in her own high school based chick flick.

I think it’s weird when churches spend [an obvious amount of] money on photo backdrops for holidays. I feel like maybeeeee that money could have been put to a better use.

Conservatives hate drag queens… but spend all weekend dressing up their minor daughters for cheer competitions.

Can we stop asking women in red carpet interviews how long it took them to get ready?