Brett “Mad Dog” Carlson

He woke up 30 minutes ago and immediately doordashed #fuckinchud

He was a #smartnigga

This is Flaming Dwagon

I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by Chuds.

@wardamnbilly Seikos are great Billy

Watch guys what do we think of this I’m in the market for my first piece

@donthurtemgirth Was also thinking this

@maddogbrett Based on the looks gotta be snu or ka

This is Auburn’s MVP (most valuable pledge). This kid rocks #BMFS

Never go full retard

These fuckers are sick #free3

I fucking hate the cracker part of a Lunchable. #nuke

@omalleyskis Let it rip Clarence

#MutualMonday reply and I’ll tell you a recording artist you remind me of

@mrfaithful_69 Currently in a uber and he’s Mexican and this nigga IS in fact drinking a sprite.

Mexicans love that citrus shit Squirt Crush Sunkist Sprite

Mad dog is starting to accept that he’s not gonna get married, and if I do it’ll be that beat chick who I promised in 7th grade with to marry if we were still single by 30.

Song of the week for Mad Dog. #lank

Yes I’m at a Train concert. Yes I’m a little ashamed

@athensreaper Navarre Florida

Guess which state I’m in, difficulty hard

@athensreaper Classy guy

Me and @maddogbrett height mogging Fishback. Guy really hates Jews and data centers

I’m just gonna leave this here #lank what yall think about this

@yifno_ Smash

Sadie Crowell spotted at Wild Greg's Pcola #niceassletmefuck

@jeffknox55 Rainbows