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“You’re from Reno? How can you ski if you live in a desert? There are no mountains in Nevada” -some Idaho kid who needs a geography lesson

This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.

if you work 40 hrs/ week, you should be able to own a 1 bedroom apartment that's within a five minute walking distance to two good grocery stores, a bar or cafe, and a mexican restaurant that's not just some fast food chain

Let me put it this way: There are no meaningful poll results until you find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 40, because they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.

THIS

fluent in yappanese

An example to all of us 💛 @RafaelNadal | #Paris2024 | #Olympics | #tennis

People complaining that rdj has two mcu roles LIKE THIS GUY DOESNT

Sounds about right

Wow, Republicans are running a 78-year-old convicted felon for president. Yikes!

So who did Taylor speak with to change the prophecy because I too need to speak to them about some things

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Twitch banning folkleric right as TTPD is starting is actually a hate crime

The Prophecy but about how you’re never anyone’s first choice as a friend and know that everyone likes all their other friends more than they like you

I sing “I’m a real tough kid, I can handle my shit” way too loudly for someone who is NOT a real tough kid and who absolutely CANNOT handle any shit

Taylor about “My Boy Only Break His Favorite Toys” “My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys is a song I wrote alone, and it's a metaphor of, you know, from the perspective of a child's toy, being somebody's favorite toy, until they break you, and then don't want to play with you anymore, which is, you know, how a lot of us are in relationships, where we are so valued by a person in the beginning, and then all of a sudden, they break us, or they devalue us in their mind, and we're still clinging onto, 'No, no, no, you should've seen them the first time they saw me. They'll come back to that. They'll get back to that. So it's kind of like, a song about denial, really. So that you can live in this world where there's still hope for a toxic, broken relationship.”

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart is for the depressed girls who mask it all the time. it’s for the girls who the second their smile breaks, someone says “you can’t possibly be depressed, you’re so happy all the time!”. it’s for the mirrorball girls with their shattered edges. it’s for the girls whose mantra is “if you’re going through hell, keep going.” it’s for the girls who give every single ounce of themselves and get nothing in return. it’s for the pathological people pleasers.