janky fresh water bitch fish

If your feminism is exclusionary you can fuck right off.

And of course the one day I work a day shift I spend all night coughing my lungs out. I need some strength today lads.

Yeah it's a win but it doesn't feel like a win.

Look I know we got that scene were portia made her daughters wear corsets but THEY DIDNT EXIST LET PENELOPE HAVE SOME SHORT STAYS FOR FUCKS SAKES STOP DOING THIS WHOLE NICOLA IS FAT THING BECAUSE SHES NOT SHE JUST HAS BIG BOOBS AND A ROUND FACE SHE DOESNT NEED A DAMN CORSET

How are netflix editing this for Nicolas mum? #bridgertons3

Stop it! Because from the notification I thought I was being scammed 😭

How do I opt out of labour party emails? Asking for myself xx

When will people stop assuming that because I'm young I understand computers. All I know is download steam library and load Sims, I don't know shit about excel 😭

“If I was Penelope I would love to be married to a man who’s gone for years at a time that gives me lots of money and a house to decorate” have you considered perhaps that you are GAY

@tranganhdong You did this to me. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! You have a surgery when you get your appendix out. You got a boob job. Yup, sure did. You can't hit me. Oh, sure I can, unless you got yourself knocked up again, slut. Stop the violence.

WHO IS JOSH GROBAN KILL YOURSELF

Can I do basic addition? No. Can I do the cup song from the 2012 smash hit Pitch Perfect? Yes.

Energy drinks are very helpful at making me not sleep at my night job HOWEVER if they could do that without giving me the shakes and making me feel like I'm going to vom for several hours that would be much appreciated xx

I dont care what anyone says, Anthony Bridgerton looked better with the mutton chops

don’t threaten us with a good time

The worst part of doing waking nights is that one hour before you have stuff to do where your just fighting your eyelids to stay open one more second.

Not to be horny in main but Dexter putting sun cream on Emma's back is so fucking hot. Sexiest thing put to screen.

Dune is just game of thrones in space

‘restless leg syndrome’ is such a silly goofy name for something that literally feels like your bones are straining to burst free of your flesh

@HeyRowanEllis abbigaylebircham.wixsite.com/portfolio

i'm looking for queer illustrators for a couple of (paid obvs) projects - please reply with links so I can check you/them out!

Absolutely sick of this shit. Do not cover "Santa Baby" unless you want to FUCK Santa. Dude at the Christmas Market singing "Santa Buddy". Your buddy is not buying you a Yacht. Get on your knees