Maddy Lynch

im intrigued by the idea of faking my own death but i haven’t been able to come up with any idea why it would benefit me

@whelkscar right on!!

@maddylynch67 laws are mere suggestions. men of valor follow their own path

I got new heelies prepare to be sick of me

@whelkscar I can't drive tho so um.

@maddylynch67 I cannot make you what you are not. however I can offer you a ride

@whelkscar thanks bro!

having multiple learning disabilities is not for the weak

@whelkscar idk about everyone else but I do

@maddylynch67 do humans dream of having wheels?

@greyrowanlynch EPICCCC

@maddylynch67 bet!! let’s build a ramp actually

@greyrowanlynch we need to record it so I can send it to americas funniest home videos

@maddylynch67 gonna laugh when you eventually eat shit lol

@therealhanne // hehehe

// FEM MATTHEW OH MY GOD ???

@lindenmeresque im begging

@lindenmeresque involve me

let it be known SOMEONE hasn't come to see the moths yet.

@wylanv4neck poor rat. thats me. why did u cook me 💔💔💔

proof that i can cook

@lindenmeresque WHAT SPECIES R THEY

@lindenmeresque CAN I SEETHE MOTHS P LEASE

@therealhanne 🫂🫂🫂

@maddylynch67 me too :(

I miss my mom but we dont need to talk about that rn

@whelkscar is there therapy for sentient cars? I feel like u would totes benefit from it

@maddylynch67 basically all my parents

the cool thing about possibly not having internal organs is that u can get ur friends to hit u in the stomach with a baseball bat without dying. either that or I might have severe internal bleeding lollz

@noaczerny13 same!! we should find an abandoned parking garage to skate soon

@maddylynch67 i miss you!! we should hang out sometime bestie

derpy hooves from mlp was so real for being obsessedd with muffins

@AdaParrX2 // yay thank you!!

@maddylynch67 //I also grew up catholic funny enough lol, so I can also answer 👍🏼

// are there any catholics in the chat that I can consult when in character cuz all I know is the southern baptist/methodist life :P Im a total larplarp sahur

@whelkscar yea YOU would know all about unwell youth wouldn't u

@maddylynch67 the youth are in fact severely unwell