NOSFERATU

Today 😄

Me and who

almond croissant filled with almond paste and a iced oat cherry vanilla latte….

and you will be banned for "quebec-bashing". whatever that means

r/montreal declared itself a french subreddit where english posts and comments are "allowed"

@GURIZZULI thank you i knew i was probably missing options lolol

@madeforoutlook You can change it in the options 🤓

This auto translate thing is so loser it’s taking people’s essences and turning it all into boiler plate English. And why can’t you indicate the languages that you know so they don’t auto translate tweets in this language into something way less comprehensible to you

One of the bedtime stories my ex told me was that he was having a verrryyy spookyyy night. He heard knocks at the door but couldn’t see anyone. And finally, he realized it was my dog that was knocking at his door! He wanted to have a sleepover!

Me pretending I’m cultured when I just saw the word Ándale and went “Anne-dail. Hm”

It’s making my French friends tweets English. Like this person is French why the fuck are their tweets in English I don’t want to see a watered down version of their thoughts

@FORESTTIMM i think they were depressed about being on the show lolol

@madeforoutlook MDMA helps solve a lot of problems

someone on this reality tv show saying that they go through the day numb, go to bed after staring at the ceiling, only joy is the thought that each sleep will finally get them off the reality show next scene bikini foam party

this guy is cheating on the girl hes cheating with

im going to bed

i would be like ha guys like sorry i cant ha ha nooo i really cant, GUYSSSS I CANNYTTTT NOOO LOOLL. and then really not do that shit

dont put me on a dating show i cant shake my ass i got no ass i cant. theyre gonna ambush your ass like oh lets play a game you have to twerk like FUCKKKKKKKKK

he even mirrors their language so seamlessly

the host of temptation island mark l. walberg is like an insanely good therapist its crazy. he doesnt even have any type of license. its shocking

From: Citizen Harold (1971), dir. Hugh Foulds, National Film Board of Canada

this sugar talking performance is on repeat in my household