Merlin

@therlwrites Showing my age... Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

Everybody’s first horror movie was Scream or Halloween. Prove me wrong!

BREAKING: CNN admits it engineered the narrative calling for Biden to step aside in order to generate ratings

@Ashy_slashee Live from New York....

Do you know the show?

@gggirl924 3rd grade social studies class. Knock on door, teacher steps out and comes back in crying. President Kennedy has just been shot. Everyone sent home.

I think it happened around 1 PM so I would’ve been in school. I remember seeing Lee Harvey Oswald get shot the next day live on TV.

@KaylaChowShow I'll take it a step further back... I've written computer programs using PUNCH CARDS!!!

Have you ever used a floppy disk?

@Matt_Pinner Shut the door!

You wake up tomorrow to this. What is the very first thing you do?

@Ashy_slashee Donald Trump wins 2024 election

Challenge! Write a Horror story in 6 words or less! #Horrorfam #Writing

@brother_robbins Perhaps he was filming you for private j/o viewing... you did say that the two of you had hooked-up at some point in time.

This seems funny with context but I 1000% think filming in gyms should be banned. & filming others should 100% get your membership revoked. Very tired of the society we live in where people use others for “viral” content.

Not him recording me stretching/doing back bends???💀💀💀

Those racist little white boys at Ole Miss absolutely hate this poster. So, don’t you even think about liking it or retweeting it.

@LakotaMan1 Immediately

So, if I sent you an invitation to come and sit in the sacred circle with me, overlooking the land of my grandfathers — would you accept it?

@woofknight Don't squeeze the Charmin!

@thetrainerclubb More Niantic pos product... I try to sign on with my Google account, it sends me off to never-never land.

Everyone redeem the code to get a Rotom: 0hy0uf0undm3 store.pokemongolive.com

@woofknight Brings back so many good memories

@RaspberryWeiner Are you implying that this isn't the magicarp and feneken community week?

Soooo.. where are all the dragon type Pokémon? 🤔😤 #PokemonGO

@pokeAK101 I got one on my first hatch. I'm starting to feel special seeing these posts

25 12k eggs and no Varoom. Lol this app is fucking joke

@FidelisToJusti1 @TripleDDD1409 @SpeakerJohnson Forgiven. I don't intend to block you and don't ask to be blocked. Like I said, you hit a button.

@FidelisToJusti1 @SpeakerJohnson I understand that it's satire, but as a person who's been paying ssi and Medicare taxes since I started mowing lawns at age 12, it hit a button.