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Oh Cameltoe durrr hurrr it rhymes with Carlito I'm so funny herrr durrrr

Hey stupid: I don't have any children, vegetable or not. I never came crying to you about my marriage and my wife never "Caught me on Ashley Madison" I was on that site before I ever met her. You really are stupid with your lies about me that have no bearing WITH PRANK CALLS

@MacronShow me

Yeah I'm sure Gordon Ramsey gives a shit about what a pissant like you says

You motherfucker, only problem is you never give up hope on turning your luck around #pathetic #loser,#insignificsnt ,#nobody #wannabeeme

.... It's been five years now with this shit LET IT GO

...and taken out of context go right ahead but leave Athena out of it. You're a really big man making fun of my medical condition, I wish cancer on you. Hypocrite. By the way I haven't lost to you, I just gained a psychotic, obsessed stalker who wants to be just like me, Pathetic

Hey @macronshow you minchia, stop going after my wife blowing up her cell phone playing stupid music and talking shit. And stop blaming me when people troll you because you're such an asshole that they all eventually turn on you. You want to keep playing audio of me spliced up

@Iheartmonsters1 can I touch it while I take these pictures? Ugh ugh ugh

The president's legal counsel all look like some serious law nerds

I dreamed that me and Brad Carter were sitting Indian style in a meadow facing each other touching palms

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Homie youtube.com/watch?v=ph9hJC…

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@RussRollins How much over there on it is?

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Trump farts in his hand and smells it

@AneleW_ No.

Haters are never doing better than you