Madeline Sharp

started my first day at work and i’m having horrible fortnite withdrawals. i genuinely cannot breathe

@lukemmcdermott 👁👄👁

nothing new by taylor swift featuring phoebe bridgers

i like bubble tea cuz it’s like chewing on edible polly pocket clothes

OMGOMGOMGKLAD;JDF;LKAVDK;JK;FJ;A

WE ARE BACK ☠️🎈

I’m so excited to announce that I will be continuing my academic career at the University of Nebrask! Go Huskes!

Gen Z will drink one medium caramel latte, not eat a single thing till 4 pm, verbally abuse a racist, crack a joke about their mental health and pick up a tear gas canister with their bare hands, but get nervous when they have to call to make a doctors appointment.

Class of 2020... I’m so proud of all of you. Thank you for being an amazing class.

I gave up my senior year for lent!

yikes.

Today marks the 47th anniversary of Roe v. Wade. Here's a friendly reminder: Abortion is safe and still legal in all 50 states — and we’re doing everything we can to keep it that way. #RoevWade

“Spaghetti Works... uh, yeah. I sure hope it does.” -@TheisBrad

me: :( my neighborhood: *puts up Christmas lights* me: :)

gonna tell my kids this is Teddy Roosevelt

sigmund freud be like: perv🤡

you’re not a “crackhead” Jessica you just had two iced coffees today

A lot of work goes into making Calypso. Tonight, it happens for the last time.