madison

Every day I get emails

My Spotify wrapped is just gonna be like “yo what happened in October? You listened to 200+ hours of that podcast? You don’t even like podcasts?”

Thought I’d like get a life with hobbies and stuff after I got my PhD but turns out I might just be ~*like that*~

Every night I lay on my back and tell myself “this is how you’re going to sleep now. Get over it. It’s good for you.” and then I roll over 10 minutes later and pass out in the most ridiculous position where I will most certainly lose circulation in multiple extremities

Nothing has ever quite punched me in the confidence like looking for a job.

The perfect drug name doesn't exi--

Ohio right now That's a giant cloud of polyvinyl chloride and a ton of other bad chemicals The local police blew it up like a beached whale, now megatoxins are Chernobyling Ohio and there's a news blackout and the police are beating reporters and camera people and dragging em

this is how your email finds me

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

i love saying “how should i know” when there are at least 3 really clear ways i should know

i work so hard!!!! because i’m bad at what i do so it takes longer!!!!!!

@ everyone emailing me

S/O to the guy on my flight that mansplained chemical engineering to me and then proceeded to tell me it’s a good thing I’m getting a PhD bc I’d never get a job with just my BS

“Nobody is gonna take you seriously if you look and act like that forever” Yeah I HOPE NOT

When I showed my mom my biology tattoo, she asked “why a skeleton” and I didn’t know how to tell her that it was just bc they’re cool and don’t need safety glasses

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN

me seeing that tomorrow is September 1st:

“Are you okay with that price?” at the pharmacy is always such a funny question bc…. I have to be? Like what’s my other option? 😅