madison rau

I trust men about as much as I trust my 7s not to rip out the ass

u cant gaslight me i dont care

When in doubt just add pepper

“I don’t get along with Frenchman’s Guys” 🥴 grow up

no girl, you're good it's just your traumatizing backstory that you told like a stand up comedy routine that surprised me a bit

Hard to believe my dog was bred to kill badgers but he got his ass handed to him by a Pomeranian this morning

A man’s voice can make or break him

friends can break your heart too

And the circle grows smaller

*rewatches 1883

I love being busy or having fun to the point where I’m not checking my phone

“What causes wind curls in a horse’s mane?” Me: … fairies

my favorite pass time activity

me to me: if you’re gonna be stupid you better be tough

may he accidentally say my name when he’s talking to another female

@allison__124 thnx for laughing girlfriend.

@madisonrauu Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Somehow, some way, this cute guy was hitting on me at the gym and I called my best friend my “girlfriend” and now he thinks I’m gay….

A person shouldn’t have to explain why they’re NOT drinking lol

im quiet when im mad because i know how disrespectful i get.

The calories don’t count on Christmas

Also works if you want to play the same song on repeat for a couple hours