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teasing someone from the phone knowing they can't do anything to me 😛

feel free to dress slutty at my funeral it's what i would have wanted

flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like

(flirting) what's every single thing you've ever thought

how to stop being a stupid yearner

ur voice is stuck in my head i wanna listen to u talk forever n ever n ever n ever

UGH I LOVE DAD BODS

something about a shy awkward man is attractive

no sexy nightmares that’s a waste of a sleep

i need him all to myself i feel insane

my self-respect leaving my body as soon as i hear him making some noise #welovevocalmen

i love flirting but men fold sooooo quick omg can the tension build a lil bit????

men who get flustered when you call them a good boy >>>

i know i have great tits , but my actual best trait is being hilarious (or weird & offputting)

it’s so cute when people stutter when they are nervous and shy

about to touch myself if anyone cares

there's definitely a universe where we're banned from an aquarium

so cute that i just want to bite you everywhere

the portrait of dorian gray would've ruined me :)

my ultimate sexual fantasy is someone actually caring about me