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roflhoff

@madmunk

Director at FFP. I swear a lot. Influencer. importer of ballbearings. Proprietor of MEGATHREADS. Sometimes draw shit. Part of the John Cooper Clarke Collective

Katılım Ocak 2009
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He’s not normal.
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SHOW girls you fancy them by touching them with a bargepole.
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@madmunk Walls or Richmond?
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Pretend you're greeting King Charles, by shaking hands with some sausages.
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Extend your holiday aboard a cruise ship by taking a bag of rat shit with you.
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Bit weird innit.
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TRICK a young woman into thinking you're not just out for a one night stand by tattooing her name and portrait on your neck.
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NEVER SHIT AGAIN. Simply hold food in your mouth until you've absorbed all the nutrients then spit it out.
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Bit weird innit.
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SAVE time and money by doing things quicker and more cheaply.
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PREVENT a Womble infestation by maintaining a tidy and clutter-free home.
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BEER bottle tops floated upside down in the bath, make ideal 'dinghies' for spiders. Flies can also use them as aircraft carriers.
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