saint mady

i currently have a comma in my card balance lower your voice when you talk to me

@RoyalsAssist Thanks! Finally got a hold of someone!

@payday_99 also…who cares if she spent her money on this? it’s her goddamn money???

I’ve seen some terrible takes about this so I can’t shut up but it feels like people need to be reminded that reading is a hobby just like anything else and you can do it with any little free time you have !!! Also not an expensive hobby like some viral posts have claimed !!!!

Snoopy is the most famous dog in the world. And he's giving a live performance of his theme song. This is like the dog version of being at a Michael Jackson concert in 1987. "It's not that fire bro 😭😭". Uh...yes it is. Please respect that little guy's culture

my dad said the word “frogger” and i cut him off to go “i hardly know her” and he sighed big and went “just…stop. stop it. what would it mean to frog a woman”

if kamala calls him a fucking idiot tonight

@payday_99 @GloriaAlamrew gotta make moves in silence. the moves being webkinz gameplay

@GloriaAlamrew @madstaylor716

Close Friends on IG has to be some of the most fascinating sociological stuff we've got rn cause who can't know you eating a panini friend??

@payday_99 would you care to respond?

spongebob yelling touchdown is killing me😭😭😭

y’all don’t get it. i am feral, unhinged, ovulating upon seeing this man

@payday_99 @PPFA

Getting my balls ultrasounded… I think I’m pregnant… I’m not fit to be a mother..

@oh_gee_gaby YESSSSS

happy pride

@gxftofgxb also it fucking REAKS after they use it. explain yourselves ladies!

@jofischeryt i want the slut shame version of better than revenge

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

@gabriellajmayer @magstrology prettyyyyyy

@magstrology the perfect cool hues/good vibes 🥰

Your big 3 and Venus as colour swatches Flower edition

@gxftofgxb and it’s not a peck either. it’s open mouth