madtrain

Your friends and neighbors is great but i don’t think ive disliked an opening credits scene more

@SirPuttsalot @thwacknicklaus Jesus christ you're a dork

@madtrain2 @thwacknicklaus How is pace of play a problem on a track? That’s where races are. On golf courses, walking has been shown and proven to be faster. Golf courses that require carts due to design are onto fit for purpose and should not be patronized.

W/r/t: Carts 1) you should always walk unless you have a handicap/are “of a certain age” 2) if a course is carts-only, you shouldn’t play it.

@SirPuttsalot @thwacknicklaus Thats the courses decision not the people playing so that makes no sense. Also that is a rule to protect pace of play on tracks that have long stretches between holes, someone walking would affect how others are enjoying their hobby

@madtrain2 @thwacknicklaus When how they enjoy their hobbies affect how I enjoy my hobbies (ie mandatory carts) it’s not weird at all.

@FTugmi @AroundTheHerd @antsexual5 I wish

@madtrain2 @AroundTheHerd @antsexual5 Did ant do the touch you in your sleep thing he used to do?

@AroundTheHerd @antsexual5 and I ran a classic hs sleepover. Snuck a few beers in my parents basement lost money on the nba and did a bunch of whomps #soback

If you send your son a very wise and applicable dad-ism about life and he responds with “Bucknell up on Navy 52-44”… I hate to break it to you, that is not your son. That’s Jon Rothstein

@imanshumpmane Was always free, you just never knew

@madtrain2 WAS NEVER FREE YOU ARE IRANIAN

@imanshumpmane declined around 10 invites to my country club last summer. He's explaining to me right now that the 1 hour drive is way too far for a free round of golf at a private course. Eye opening stuff #permanentban #scumbag

Got so drunk ln i talked about luther burden for like 2 hours

Almost just threw up after 3 sake bombs #washed

Thankful for private golf

@DiamondExtract9 @imanshumpmane @nickwoj98 Go fuck yourself

@imanshumpmane @nickwoj98 Holy fuck and u say that I don’t have brain cells

I don't find 75% of Barstool content entertaining but I think that Francis Ellis guy is freakin' hilarious

@BarackH24169440 is a weaponized slotted machine today #3under #4manscramble #mizzouml

I just uber eats-ed burger king fiery crispy combo + 6 pack insomnia cookies + big gulp and nerd clusters

Spent 25 minutes crafting this order

Trying to rug pull xrp and it is not working. Going to keep looking into it tho ill keep you guys updated

Did not go to wok and hit 1k yrfi at the cubs game wooooooooooo #neverpunished

I got so drunk i ordered $20 worth of White Castle and ate it all. Tomorrow morning will be fun. Peace and love 😛