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Let’s be mutuals I follow back💪

@merkelthinks The main thing now is, if he asks you tomorrow, what will you say?

So I just realized my coursemate has a crush on me… and the way I found out is crazy. From my first year, this guy and I have been posted to the same hospital three consecutive times. If you know how postings work, you know that’s not normal. We weren’t even that close. Just normal conversations. He’d help me sometimes and guide me… but never anything emotional. So I never thought anything of it. This semester, we got posted again. Same hospital. Same unit. Same floor. It was me, him, and another girl. We were talking casually when he suddenly said, “You know we’ve been posted together three times, right?” I laughed. Then he asked if I remembered the first hospital. Before I could even think, he started talking… And that’s when it got weird. He mentioned my birthday… how my aunt surprised me with a cake at the hospital. He said he was there. He said he ate the cake. He even remembered wishing me happy birthday. I was just standing there like… ??? 😭 Because I don’t even remember half of that. Then he kept going. He started mentioning other things. The way I act, moments from last semester, how he’s been noticing me. The way I used to come early sometimes. How I’d react when I was stressed. Even small moments I didn’t think anyone was paying attention to. Then he brought up a time I got injured during posting… and said he felt bad like it was somehow his fault. At that point, I was just quiet. Because how do you explain someone remembering your life better than you do? He never said he likes me. But be honest… how do you remember that much about someone you don’t like? 👀

Claude watching me write code manually after I hit the daily limit

randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than playing it yourself.

You have a history of typing faster than your brain. Did you collect the money or not?

I wish strangers lingered after the movie ends in the theatre and debrief the movie together

@Oluwakayode_04 Following policy how?? How did it even happen?

No vex if I did not engage you. Landlord has restricted me for 3 days💔😭

@Munfgr @Tennyoyinlola @omo_Akinbile They were alive for four years before the rice

@maestro__exe @Tennyoyinlola @omo_Akinbile You have to be alive first to think about the future

I feel like the people experiencing the most hardship in Nigeria aren’t even on twitter.

@theberneese Ghana attack moving like Nigerian NEPA bill Unpredictable and mostly disappointing.

Omo I can’t believe this

@UTDTrey Respectfully, that wasn’t a loss. That was a public service announcement.

WOTOWOTO SEASONING😂😂😂

@UTDTrey Somebody check on Ghana, because that performance looked like they left their midfield in Accra.

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Ghana conceded 5 goals today to honor legendary player Michael Essien who represented Chelsea, who are known for holding 5. Wonderful gesture👏❤️

@Wizarab10 Ask them about Super Eagles 1994 and they’ll think it’s a throwback jersey drop. But sure, let’s keep blaming ‘this generation’ instead of the system that couldn’t qualify 🤷🏾‍♂️

We are producing a generation of Nigerians who don’t even know what Nigeria at a World Cup looks like.

Brazil’s decline as a footballing superpower is a direct result of a decline in their athleticism, btw.

@nonewthing Brazil’s joga bonito is gone

@kevsack ‘Nigerians’ Whole time it’s an Indian with a laptop

Nigerians must think im fucking stupid

@omo_Akinbile But they’ll come out when it’s time to vote and collect bag of rice

If you're here to get monetized, I'm the surest plug for that 🤝🏿✅️

@greatguy60 @JohnKyomwaka Activ

@maestro__exe @JohnKyomwaka Fb

Why do you unfollow me 🥺🥺🥺🥺

@Kevoh273 @JohnKyomwaka Activ

@JohnKyomwaka @maestro__exe Fb

@yabaleftonline 2 slices ke?

Two slices of bread?

@fineeeeasf @impeculiar1b Activ

@maestro__exe @impeculiar1b Fb

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