MITCHELL GOLDMEN

@Naim__Ali Lettem know what time it is. You ain’t gonna assert no sprite related dominance on me!

@maestro_gold A yo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Somebody’s been placing a can of Sprite on my desk everyday for the last 2 months. I throw it out and the next day I come to work and there’s another can of Sprite. Bunch of clowns in this office 😒

Long time coming

@BBYGOYARD Lessgoo

👼🏻 x 🐺 open.spotify.com/track/5bBNHXx4…

Change yo life nigga

Yooooo @CurrenSy_Spitta we’re gonna be at a big ass comedy festival in New Orleans called Skankfest. I have a podcast called Durag & the Deertag would you want to be a guest? Let’s make it happen

@BBYGOYARD Been waiting for this let’s goooooo

TSLWC3 11/14/25

@Naim__Ali It’s like yea Ai here and we so cooked, all our jobs are cooked but fuck we gonna be entertained 🤣

Pokemon National Geographic: Jigglypuff

@HeHateMe_507 Thank you. I needed this 😂

@KongoFuture Nah I feel it unc

Me whenever March Madness starts playing x.com/FiddlyFlo/stat…

@Naim__Ali Finna make a Naim Ali type beat 😂

@maestro_gold Free.99 until I get my rap legs back under me 😎

Idk episode 270 started too smooth I might @Naim__Ali on a beat🤣 what’s the feature price brodie 🤣🤣🤣

@ryanlfoster_ I know somebody on site told him to walk it off 🤣

My boy Steve got popped with nail gun

@Naim__Ali 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 core memory right there

My dad took me to a boxing match when I was 5 years old and we sat ringside. Bill Cosby was sitting next to us and my dad introduced me to him. I froze up and couldn’t speak and he leaned in and asked my dad “Is he retarded or something?” Nut ass, creep ass ol head

You ever walk into a public restroom that smells like somebody needs to go to the hospital ?

@maestro_gold Me too kitten

Everybody talking about world war 3. But I’m over here going through world war me 😔

Back to the crypt I go

@Naim__Ali Some folks ain’t never really been through shit so they latch onto bullshit.

@maestro_gold Some folks hate peace and happiness

You’re guy won why tf are these mfs still talking about liberals and snowflakes and trans and shit?? Shut up and get back to talking about normal everyday funny shit