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"Dad, i quit the 1.5m mrbeast challenge because i missed you"

POV: You took a wrong turn during the Scientology speedrun

POV: Me using all my sisters expensive products in the shower

Girls: We only hang out with people we know Meanwhile Boys:

"2026 is gonna be my year!" Me on May 1st:

me at 29 years old still wondering what job l'll do when i grow up:

Me the second I get paid:

Them: "being single must be boring What do you even do?" Me:

Unemployed dudes explaining their mysterious source of income

Me at the ripe age of 31 when the 5 hours of sleep + 2 Energy Drinks combo everyday catches up to me

Conversation between me and ChatGPT the night before an exam

Absolutely nobody: That one unhinged coworker at 8:47am:

How Netflix feels after helping you spell the name of the movie you're looking for, then telling you they don't have it

Bro waited his whole life for this moment and choked 😂

POV: When you realize that the May-August era starts this Friday

Michael Jackson realizing they take pictures every time he moves an inch

Brian was questioning every decision that led him to this moment 🤣

POV: Me and my bro discussing our summer plans Our bank balances:

Me walking into IMAX theaters for the Michael Jackson biopic opening day:

When you wake up to your neighbor playing this banger at 11AM on a sunday