maggie 🦢🌱🫐🥂

today’s affirmation is at least i’m not a bitch who ghosts their friends when they no longer convince me

i’m obligated to listen to jazz if it’s raining

@kattzeye i love when people project ❤️

@maggiegehl04 I really don’t give af about your opinion or existence that’s how insignificant and pathetic your life is

And Melanie hate comes from where?

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

the old me wasn’t this calm at all trust me

this should be my hit tweet moment

melanie scares me

a guy asked me for a fit pic so i sent this to him

i want to start a mail club

being a graphic designer that works from home means i’m paid to look at pinterest and hangout with my cat

not the kenzie girl already crying over zach girl it’s been 24 hours and he made it clear he didn’t like you

@leftunsents i’m sorry were we supposed to be doing something????

When people have raw sex and they don't pull out, how does the women take out the semen out of her.... I am just curious 😭 how does the woman take out the semen from inside the places, both in vaginal or anal sex...😭

if my beef isn’t looking mad sus and my broccoli not expired i’m making beef and broccoli for dinner

what do i make for dinner 🤨 i lowkey have hella ingredients it’s just what am i in the mood for

i doubled my credit card debt in two months

hi gay!

when someone asks my music taste and i have to tell them jazz, house, and uk rap 😭😭😭

i’m ready for love island tomorrow the peacock subscription is renewed the popcorn is ready