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@36chamberrs 😆😆

one sneeze and his head gonna pop open like a pillsbury biscuit container

Pep is the best. Sir Alex had longevity at United Pep has dominated everywhere he has been. Plus he SCHOOLED Sir Alex twice. And thats coming from a Man United fan.

@AttackingFooty Onana has to be stupid beyond measure to think the club wants him.

🚨🚨| Andre Onana feels that he can challenge for a spot at Manchester United, with his loan spell at Trabzonspor going well. He won't push for a move due to his high salary. However, Manchester United will inform the Cameroonian that they'd like him to leave. Radek Vitek will return to Utd in the summer to become the club's no2. But they will also look to loan him out again IF Onana doesn't leave. Tom Heaton could also remain at the club as third choice goalkeeper or as a coach. [@PaddyKeoghAF]

@TouchlineX Sniejder is a snitch

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Wesley Sneijder shares a CRAZY story of how José Mourinho punished Mario Balotelli in 2010. 🗣️ Sneijder: "It was season 2009/10. We were 4 weeks away from the end of the season, just before we would win all the trophies. Mario Balotelli angrily left training and I even chased him down and said: 'Mario.. don't f*ck this up for yourself now... 4 more weeks at this club... you will win all the trophies...' He said: 'No, I am gone'. "Then José Mourinho arrived at the scene and I told him: 'He's gone, Mino Raiola just picked him up...' "Mourinho said: 'He's gone? Okay, well then he has a huge f*cking problem. Because we will win all 3 trophies and I will punish him in the Champions League final, you will see." "José Mourinho told me that he had made a plan. He would let Mario Balotelli warm up for the majority of the second half and then in the last minute he would make a sub, but he would skip Mario Balotelli and let Materazzi come on, he already had informed Materazzi of his plan before the Final." "It was minute 92. And he did it! 😂"

Facts

@shaunconnolly85 Here we go again 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Ineos’ officials have been impressed by what they have seen from Carrick, Holland and Co, and even believe the group has exceeded pre-determined expectations at Manchester United. #MUFC theatre-of-red.com/michael-carric…

Nooooooo they should have given Zidane to manage the WORLD CUP 🤬🤬🤬

@footballontnt Looks at her face when she says Ekitike, shes crushing on this guy hard. 😆

Lauren James names the "The Best" in football ⚽️

I love Arsenal fan crashouts 🤣🤣

@TouchlineX @rtiesporte Why? This better be Bullshit.

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Manchester United have started internal discussions about keeping Casemiro at the club after this season! — @rtiesporte

@Matt_Pinner Why not?

Do you think prisoners should be allowed to play video games in prison?

@InterMiamiCF This shit is rigged for Messi man, this is ridiculous

GOOOOOL! Another free-kick goal by him. 🔟🪄

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@AiokiNagato Congrats 🍾

Wow just got some amazing news. Something my aunt always wanted for me. I got the letter yesterday the day we laid her to rest but I had not checked my email. Today I looked and I saw it. I am so overcome with emotion. Alllamduliliah. My path to becoming a doctor has begun. ❤️

@BexManUtdFreak Yessuh lmao

@magicwandwick They're so cocky for no reason lmao

Damn

@ZaidBalll Porro

Right then… who are we picking up from the Tottenham Hotspur sale this summer when they get relegated?

Zot vlay bakar, jet mama zot.

People have come so obsessed with young players, a player that's turned 28 in November and in their prime, is now too close to 'past it'. I seriously hope no one thinks we're in the best position with Mainoo and a few more 19-22 years olds in the midfield.