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@BoomMoon619 There's still Facebook, Bluesky, and Instagram.

@magicwhistle Godspeed good sir. I’ll miss you on here, but you’re certainly better off leaving then the rest of us staying here. 🫡❤️

Thurs I'm quitting Twitter, so that X/X is my X x-it. Elon Musk has become Mike Lindell 2.0. Who's with me?

@MKupperman The Rogues would have had a tambourine and they wouldn't have needed beer bottles.

There should have been a Hare Krishna gang in The Warriors

I was thinking about how you never see classic Hare Krishna gangs anymore (bald heads, saffron robes, little drums), but I just saw one getting on the Q train

@GrimDarthMalice Not to mention the people clutching their pearls about "only $750" probably elected people to Congress that voted against any relief at all.

No, it is not Only $750 for Americans. as usual, this is a 10 second sound bite taken completely out of context. It's $750 dollars for immediate needs such as food and baby supplies. This is on top of billions in other aide at all levels. Seriously, a 10 second google folks.

@ArtCandee October Surprises don't work anymore. Case in point: the Access Hollywood tape eight years ago.

I'm all for unions, but we have a problem with this guy and the dockworkers strike with 45,000 longshoremen striking from Maine to Texas, don't we? This is our “October Surprise.” "ILA President Daggett enjoys a long relationship with Donald Trump going back decades in New York City. Both Trump and Daggett are the same age and were both from Queens, New York. In late November 2023, former President Trump invited the ILA president to meet with him in Florida at Mar-a-Lago, 'We had a wonderful, productive 90-minute meeting where I expressed to President Trump the threat of automation to American workers, said ILA President Harold Daggett. 'President Trump promised to support the ILA in its opposition to automated terminals in the U.S. Mr. Trump also listened to my concerns about Federal 'Right To Work' laws which undermines unions and their ability to represent and fight for its membership.'" This was written on the ILA's website from an article in July when he told people to pray for Donald after his assassination attempt. Notice how he called him "President Trump." Daggett also turned down President Biden's offer to help mediate the dispute, "We will not be interested in Biden sending us a mediator if negotiations are not going well.” (Side note, look at the picture of Donald and Kim Jong Un at Mar-a-Lago. Weird).

@DaddyWarpig As we all know, it was because of capitalism that we got rid of Hitler. I can't think of any reason other than capitalism that Hitler could have been a terror.

Castro died of natural causes, you tankie pile of negative IQ points. Famously so, as they tried to remove him several times but couldn’t. You also included the head of ISIS. Anybody who supports ISIS is absurdly evil and their opinion on everything is irrelevant.

@boxbrown @PGourevitch If I actually had any name recognition I'd be more vocal about how the press is not doing their jobs when they go out of their way not to appear biased. There are already several networks that will kiss the rights' ass, CBS only gives in by saying both sides are "equal".

FYI: Don't say anything bad about the post office on the "about" tab of your eBay page.

Twitter (yeah, that's right, I'm still calling it that) is now putting anti-trans posts in my notifications. Anyone else getting them? You're on thin ice, Twixter!

There's not going to be an October surprise. There will be a 10/1 surprise and a 10/2 surprise and a 10/3 surprise, etc, each side alternating and outdoing the other.

@NoahPasternak Each man in the cast had their own dressing room while all the women had to share one. Not surprising they looked down on Jim Henson.

A movie that tries to make Lorne Michaels look cool while trying to make Jim Henson look uncool is ontologically evil

banana chair sunshine cat The small hand is on the 8 and the big hand is on the 12 I had my annual checkup and had to write these things down so now that makes me officially a genius!!!!!!!!!

Collaboration with Kaz in 1992. I think Mark Newgarden may have added things in between my sketch and his finished art.

@ChompyDuchamp It was in #5 I think as part of a contest to do a MW strip, and I either gave them credit, or if I didn't it was because I lost the accompanying letter, back when the letters I got still came from the mail.

@magicwhistle in a Magic Whistle years ago you printed a comic someone sent you in your style of Jack Klugman as Quincy that I still think of to this day. Many questions: 1) Do you have it digitized? 2) Did you ever find out who did it? 3) Do you think of it as often as I do?

@KamalaForMI @Janefonda @TeamKamala Fifty two years later and the same people who wont get over the "Hanoi Jane" thing are telling us to put 1/6 behind us, and those who consider her a traitor will vote for the guy who called them suckers and losers.

Michiganders are used to door knocks and phone calls, but Ann Arbor residents were not prepared for the one and only @Janefonda at their door!

1000 Simpsons jokes and not one Husker Du joke. Come on, Twitter quippers, you're laying down on the job!

From THE BIG BOOK OF THE 70S (DC Comics, 1999 w: Jonathan Vankin, ed: Jim Higgins)

@DavidCornDC Why is someone trying to kill Kimberly Guilfolye's father? What did he do?

Wow. He’s lying to his kids about this? That’s twisted.

Did Donald's shoes come off?

@PapiTrumpo He definitely has the thumb vote now.

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