MAGY

float like poop sting like pee

coraline (2009) dir. henry selick

My mom giving me flat ginger ale when I had an upset stomach

not gonna stop grinding til my driveway look like this 😤💯

“baking” is stirring things and eating handfuls of chocolate chips

“it just smells so fresh out here” says a lady walking by, while I sit on the park bench eating cold leftover refried beans

Congratulations to @MichaelaCoel on winning her first Emmy for outstanding writing in a limited series, TV movie, or drama special for ‘I May Destroy You’ ✨#Emmys

idk what’s more impressive: that I’ve lost my phone 4 times throughout my time at csu, or that someone has turned it into lost and found every time.

everyone is talking about the met gala but no one is talking about meat gala… says a lot about society

want my coffee to be colder. soon enough i’ll want it to be warmer though, and i’ll miss moments like this when it was too hot. i have to remember that

just ate a raw onion, raw tomato, & tuna straight from the can for dinner for the 2nd day in a row, calling it the shrek diet

gonna start bringing a paintball gun on every bike ride so I can shoot cars that get too close

Tell me you live in an economically stratified and racially segregated “progressive” city without saying you live in an economically stratified and racially segregated “progressive” city

#Cleveland (1973). Source: National Archives.

Nobody: Silvio Dante when literally anybody speaks to him:

acab includes lifeguards. i'll run as fast as i want at the pool.

Ladies and gentlemen, the long weekend.