Mariah Halvorson

I just saw a comment on a website that scolded the use of “offensive ads like homosexuals kissing” and then proceeded to say “I’m not a homophobe, but...” lol SMH at some people these days

@monika_klink If only we still had our list from our old house... 😉

@steph_ales 🤦🏼‍♀️ so many face palms

Just watched Season 3, Episode 9 of Game of Thrones and I literally feel like I need a few weeks break before I watch the season finale. I’m distraught

V thankful on this second day of November for after Halloween candy sales

I know I’m being overly emotional when I cry watching Kim’s Fairytale Wedding, even though I’m fully aware they get divorced 72 days after

Seriously, I just looked through 3 department stores and found ONE nice (remotely young looking) dress in a size 18. ONE.

It's the most frustrating shit of my life shopping at the mall. Hey, it's 2017. Start carrying over a size 14

It's fate that @PandaExpress brought back honey sesame on the same day I found out I'm cancer free! #yum

The way people dress in my office can range from business professional to guys wearing flip flops and no one even questions it

Going back to 40 hours a week of work after 4 months off just reaffirms the undeniable love I feel for my bed

Medical insurance is truly amazing. Cancer bills without insurance: ~$100,000+ Cancer bills with my insurance: $3,500

I literally showered two hours ago and looked and thought there was nothing there still so I didn't shave, THAT'S HOW BLONDE IT IS

Random post-chemo TMI: my armpit hair is finally growing back & IT'S BLONDE & THIN & TOTALLY OPPOSITE OF WHAT IT WAS & it's freaking me out

Finally getting to watch the Bachelorette and my god, @TheRachLindsay is adorable #TheBachelorette

I wish I could go back & tell my 14 year old self to not be ashamed about loving the Jonas Brothers publicly cuz they're all cool in 2017

My life and style aesthetic is 90's mom and I am not ashamed