Fo Ngoe

The correct word is Njunga Mai

@JamieButon Mayai 12 unafaa kula in one sitting

Last time i had a threesome hao madem walikula mayai 12 nikasahau vile niliskia usiku, i was immensely disgusted, hizo ni supper tatu btw

@mercymurugi Nyakariang'a, Ol joro Orok

Took a break to find Nyakanja Spring just to make sure it exists...

@FootyHumour Na kwani Sifuna alikuwa anachapa dimba kitambo?

The only time Zlatan approved of getting nutmegged 😂

@KeKirwa That is an unwritten law

Rashid Abdalah should start looking for another wife. Sahi kuna bigman ako willing ku finance her campaigns. Mwingine ako ready kumnunulia ticket ya chama. Bibi akianza kuwa na political ambitions unafaa kutafuta bibi mwingine effective immediately.

Atasema hakuna Sheria imekataza mwalimu kupigwa picha na mwanafunzi

Hapo ni ngumu kukupea advise. Maybe my accountant can assist on that.

@Bossyator Nimefanya hivyo for a very long time

Can one register himself as an employee of his own company that he's running it as a sole director and remit PAYE? And what happens to a sole shareholder without a Director's portfolio?.. sisi wa Mjengo we're in serious trouble with KRA, lessons zinaenda mbio saidi.

@frank_thegrim Shida ni asote along the way, atakuwa anakukumbusha daily.

Bro to bro :: ukiwahi pata dem ako obsessed na wewe usiwahi acha chance ya kumkopa

A single retweet is enough 🙏.

@githwe @Mr_Guantai Maūndū nī Merī

@mainagicheru @Mr_Guantai Laikipia wapi?

One of my very first hustles was transporting michiri from Mutunyi to Nairobi. Now we can't farm mutunyi hills because of Samburu raiders. We can't keep livestock in Buuri because the Samburu will come. Until when?! Kwani hao ni nani??

@kamauwaruhiu Akitoka Kasuku ataenda Ndogino

There is a man who inherited a plot in kinoo , he sold it for 10million bought some land in gitaru for 3 million built one room and squderd the rest . When he finished the money he sold gitaru moved to limuru and did the same thing .The last we heard of him he had lived in maimahiu then gilgil and is currently in a place called kasuku . If the government doesn't intervene he might become a citizen of congo.

@Mr_Guantai Start making your tallow and ghee. Inawezekana

Lunch was legumes grown in my farms, with spinach from my farms, onions and tomatoes from my farms. All Mathee had to buy was rice and oil. Soon, all meat I consume as well will be from my farms as well as herbs, and soon, fruits.

"Mimi siwezi sema TUTAM na Ruto alisema atarudisha Baba Bondo na alimrudisha. Mchawi akikuroga na akupikie chakula utakula?" The woke Luos have rejected conmanship.

I never knew this side of Riggy G. ndio huyu kingpin wetu😂😂😂🤗

@Ruthjelagat13 Na kabej unatoa verified sources ama ni hizi wanapiga dawa bila kujali?

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All Men should practice this Kegel exercise before sleeping for muscular banana, improve strength and stamina.

@georgediano Hata Wanyonyi pia is putting machine cut. Namna gani!

Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. May Yehova Wanyonyi continue putting Ndarugo. 👀

You mean you started paying dowry after reading the bible?