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Matthew McLain
@mainlymando
Let's be honest, I'm kinda retarded.
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Destroy all road cameras
They don’t prevent accidents.
They don’t minimize crashes.
Their installation and purpose is far more nefarious and has nothing to do with safety.
Road & Track@RoadandTrack
San Jose’s 474 license plate readers face federal class-action suit over warrantless tracking. bit.ly/4vyiLxB
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@KPopMeatRider69 @ErinPerise Both are bad, but shaming whores online should make them think twice about wearing it in public.
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@mainlymando @ErinPerise IKR?!?!
But I’m curious — do you mean the whorewear or the POSTING ONLINE of herself with whorewear?
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As Sun Tzu famously said, start as many wars as possible, spread your resources as thinly as you can, attack everyone all at once
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
BREAKING: The Pentagon is reportedly planning for a potential Cuba operation, per USA Today.
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@murthy_sonam @ok6ixx How could I forget all the successful jeets working at gas stations and cigarette stores! Fent is for black people.
I also envy you for getting hooked on opium and letting the British rape your country.
Question, how does a dalit get Internet access?
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@mainlymando @ok6ixx No you envy us because we are getting paid more and are successful. While you and your fentanyl zombies rot away
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Conversation between a couple and their dickish teenage son in front of me at
Ralph's:
Son - Ugh, Mom your arms are ga-ross.
Dad - Hey, be nice.
Son Whaaat. I'm being honest.
Mom is silent. Grabs a magazine and places it on the conveyor belt.
Son Sex tips. Ewww. Mom no one wants to have sex with you.
Dad - I do.
Me - I do.
Cashier I do.
Bagger - I do.
Cashier in next lane - I do.
Guy in front of line waiting for bags - I do.
Old man behind me I do.
His wife - I do.
That boy will never forget the day that most of a store confessed to wanting to bang his Mom.
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@JenniferGrenke @beenafag @JasonBassler1 Nah, the bums can build the roads. I'm keeping the fun job of dealing with the pedophilic overlords for myself.
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@mainlymando @beenafag @JasonBassler1 They are definitely an issue on the streets,I can't deny that. I don't have a solution that fixes it besides Mental Institutions. I think our violent tendencies should be used for the ones who control us,we could use the homeless for that project😂
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@nypost Let he who has not chopped off a dead racoon's penis cast the first stone.
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He's of course being tongue in cheek, but it's important to remember that the form of execution the Founders found perfectly constitutional was short drop hanging, by which the condemned was strangled by the rope for as long as it took, generally a few minutes
Long drop hanging, which breaks the next and leads to a quick death, came later, rising in popularity around 1850
All of the Constitutional arguments against the death penalty are complete gibberish and we should be carrying out far more executions than we currently do
Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando
Look, the Constitution says we just have to release violent psychopaths if they’re too psychotic to know murder is bad, even if that means they will try to murder people all the time. Right, @SaraHigdon?
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@murthy_sonam @ok6ixx You caught me. I envy those fecal-feasting brownoids for their ability to work at call centers and get to the moon 54 years late.
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@mainlymando @ok6ixx Ya Mathew hate the Indians. Envy is a biblical sin.
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@JenniferGrenke @beenafag @JasonBassler1 What are we supposed to do, let a bunch of jobless addicts just wander through cities? There's a lot of potential energy in the crackhead market. When we had vagrancy laws and prisoners built roads, we had well maintained roads.
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@KlSdjfhg @JasonBassler1 That would be horrendous! Is there a certain ratio I should avoid?
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@mainlymando @JasonBassler1 It truly is, in addition you should NEVER make your own thermite from aluminum foil and rust!
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@quotesdaily100 I hate when people post this crap to try and garner sympathy for a bunch of psychopathic whores also known as nurses.
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WHAT ICU NURSES KNOW ABOUT THE LAST HOURS OF LIFE THAT FAMILIES ARE NEVER PREPARED FOR:
1. Hearing is the last sense to go. Many patients can hear everything being said in the room long after they appear unconscious. Nurses know this. Most families do not act like it.
2. The body does not shut down all at once. It withdraws blood and oxygen from the extremities first, working inward toward the heart. The cold hands and feet you notice are the body making a final decision about what to protect.
3. A sudden, unexpected improvement in energy and alertness hours before death is not a good sign. Nurses recognize it immediately. Families almost always mistake it for recovery.
4. The sound called the death rattle is not pain. It is simply the throat relaxing and losing muscle control. But no amount of medical explanation prepares a family for hearing it for the first time.
5. Most people do not die during the night. The body has a biological rhythm and many deaths occur in the early hours of morning, between 3am and 5am, when the nervous system is at its lowest.
6. Patients often wait. Nurses have watched people hold on for days until a specific person arrives, or a specific word is spoken, or permission is quietly given to let go. It happens too consistently to be coincidence.
7. The words "we did everything we could" are sometimes true and sometimes the most painful half-truth a family will ever receive without knowing it.
8. Families who are not present at the moment of death carry guilt that no counselor fully resolves. Nurses see this guilt begin forming in real time and cannot always stop it.
9. The face relaxes completely at the moment of death in a way that is impossible to describe until you have seen it. Nurses say it looks like the person finally put something down they had been carrying for a very long time.
10. Many ICU nurses privately believe that the most painful deaths are not the ones with the most physical suffering. They are the ones where the patient dies surrounded by family members who are fighting with each other.
11. The thing families almost never say, but almost always should, is simply this: it is okay to go. Those four words, spoken out loud, do something that medicine cannot explain and nurses have witnessed more times than they can count.
12. Nurses grieve too. They learn the names, the histories, the family dynamics, and the small personal details of every patient. They cry in break rooms, in parking lots, and on drives home. Then they walk back in the next morning and do it all over again, because someone has to, and they chose to be that person.
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@quotesdaily100 I told my mom, as she was dying in my arms, "it's okay to go get your Jesus hug now, Momma." The nurse scolded me and said she was hanging on because I was crying.
Some nurses are heartless b*tches.
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@stit57881 When I smell weed in public I know there's a nig in jogging pants out to buy some Cheetos.
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