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@mainman_maina

building material source and supply; sand, ballast machine cut, foundation and decorative stones paving blocks (cabro) excavation, backfilling and landscaping

ruiru,Kenya Katılım Aralık 2013
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Roderick
Roderick@KyaloIntel·
Meet this man who bought a manual gas refill machine and is now refilling gas cylinders in the village. You don’t have to refill the whole cylinder just like when you go to the butchery, you don’t have to buy a whole cow. You can refill just 1 kg for only KSh 200 As precautionary measure… he conducts his acts in open field alone… in case of an explosion, it’s only him who will go to meet Jesus
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Amos Kibaru 🇰🇪
😂😂 Why are we still building foundations like we’re constructing the Superhighway Mpaka we bring in a compactor 😜? Bro, you excavate, import 50 trucks of hardcore, hand-pack it like it’s a national monument, compact it with hope and prayers… only for the black cotton soil to wake up one rainy season like “Sasa niaje?” and start swelling like it ate too much githeri. Next thing you know: * Your floor is cracking like a dry riverbed * Efflorescence white powder everywhere — your tiles looking like they have dandruff * Doors refusing to close (the house is throwing a silent tantrum) * And the fundi is back with “Boss, tunahitaji extra murram na labor…” inflating costs like election promises Meanwhile, the Raised composite Precast Suspended Floor is just chilling 1.5m above the drama, minding its own business, predetermined price, zero soil excavation stress, and laughing at the cotton soil trying (and failing) to mess with it. Why marry your house to problematic soil when you can suspend it like a boss and let the ground do its thing? No more “haina repair” nightmares once the fill goes wrong. Choose peace. Choose precast. Choose not to build a road inside your living room. 🛣️❌🏠✅ What’s your experience with backfill drama? Engage us today 0780-955-000
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Zollz
Zollz@zollz·
Ama sote tuhamie Murang'a halafu tusongeshe borders polepole hadi Murang'a ifunike Kenya yote?
Irungu Kang'ata@HonKangata

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Dr Sneaker Nyame
Dr Sneaker Nyame@_sneakernyame·
Moroccans are accusing Senegal of age cheating after Senegal knocked them out of the CAF U15 African Schools Championship🤣🤣🤣. They’ve a point tho, look at the Senegal team🤣
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Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦
Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦@KingMntungwa·
NASA is going to offer him a job.😅
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F4kaika🦅
F4kaika🦅@Faksback666·
Being black is underrated, the most I’ll get from being under the sun is sweat 😂😂
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Zito 🐐💨🎖️
Zito 🐐💨🎖️@Sparzito_·
No way now I've seen it all 😭😭😭
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kemojino@mainman_maina·
@ItsJeffreyJeff You'll never see men saying serikali saidia wamama wamekataa kutupea anga wameshindwa na kazi, it is always the women beating other women (bar maids and prostitutes) and taking to the streets to demand for sex. Na ukimuomba anakuzungusha, very diabolical creatures
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Wambo
Wambo@BoboWamboiKuria·
My role model doesn't joke. 🤣🤣🤣
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kemojino@mainman_maina·
😂😂😂 naishaa mimi
Georgemwaura@GeorgeNmwaura

@kamauwaruhiu I almost became a victim of vehicular manslaughter when the dad of a damsel i had a very platonic thing with found me in his house eating boiled maize. He said nothing. His toyota stout almost lost control on seeing me a few days later.

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Johnyki
Johnyki@johnyki58989·
@kamauwaruhiu You people must have enjoyed leaving those days, pure vibe, One day I saw my mother throwing a burning piece of wood direct from the three stoned fire place through the window, it was few days later when I understand the tactics.
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Fafa Mukuru
Fafa Mukuru@osoroKE·
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mlanguzzi
Mlanguzzi@Mla_Nguzi·
@JaneFKyalo Nakumbuka tu alimalizia na ‘My DM is open’
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wambuii
wambuii@wambuijoan2024·
Truphena Muthoni popularly known for hugging trees, planting trees and sleeping in water streams is under sharp criticism from a section of Kenyans for her dressing in an international airport. Some saying she was dressed inappropriately, others saying dress how you want to be addressed and others saying she's tempting married men. Another section supports her outfit saying she looked fine and no one should dictate how a person should dress.Elo!! What's your take.?
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