maiya (≡・x・≡)

writers: oh no i can’t write this fic, somebody already wrote the same idea ☹️ readers when there are multiple fics with similar concepts:

neil says ‘i swear on riko moriyama’s life’ before speaking the most heinous lies the world has ever heard

@bunnyepel FUH no

people actually tell their parents about their fandoms?? 😭

it breaks my heart as a lesbian that i can’t get behind lesbian renee headcanons because the thing she had with jean means too much to me

it’s okay to admit you ship them because you find both of them attractive and want to see them kiss, you don’t have to pretend to be morally superior

@joshdonnapilled the last fic posted onto ao3 for my ship was 2 years ago 😭

everyone needs to have at least one niche ship or at least a very small fandom. it's very humbling

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine two Women kissing

in canada being bi is when you like girls et filles

I hope you all agree with my ranking

“oh this ship doesn’t make sense, it could never happen” dooooon’t careeeee computer make them kiss

i was tutoring and accidentally switched my tab to ao3 and my student went quiet

c...computer...s... search up g...girls..k...kissin..g...

i personally don’t understand why almost all hockey romance (even a lot of the gay ones) are between a player and non player. it misses the entire point of why hockey romance is compelling

"you need to touch grass" i need another girl to touch me, get it right

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

I love liking all the tweets of the person I agree with when I’m reading a Twitter argument. I hope it shows up in their notifications showing I liked all 7 tweets so they know I’m on their side

going on ao3 but instead of writing smut i write about my least favorite players getting career ending injuries

rules they will never add to the nhl but should because it’s funny: 1) if you can pull a goalie for an extra attacker, you should be able to pull an attacker for an extra goalie end of list