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You start off doing crunches to get a six-pack and then boom one day you are sunning your balls with a chicken lamp
Danielle@DVSGains
What’s the dark side of gym life no one admits?
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Majorian
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Foids always hit you with the "BMI doesn't work for me, I'm just muscular," like they're off-season IFBB pro or something.
Like nah bitch, you're a 170lb torta whose chief form of exercise is licking hot Cheetos dust off your fingers.
DHPeaT@DHPeat
if CBum is obese then looks like i’m tryna be FAT AS FUCK. will do everything in my power to become this obese calling cbum “obese” cause of his BMI is crazy
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The barbell has killed this physique.
Biomechanics have been systemically COOKED and it’s the reason no one has that effortless aesthetic anymore.
Just the bulky meat heads…
Josh Rainer@JoshRainerGold
These people were not skinny they were lean and athletic with good muscle tone, bone structure, and posture. They don’t really exist anymore due to modern food and weightlifting trends so people now are either very muscular, very skinny, or fat. This is normal and healthy.
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This recent invention of "functional strength" is just a coping strategy of skinny twinks. Bodybuilders can in fact do pullups and be athletic.
Ivan ⚜️@LordMasterIvan
It never made sense to me why people would want to look like bodybuilders, their physiques are dysfunctional Most of them can not do a regular pull up, and the whole goal of being as big as possible as a regular dude made no sense You WASTE so much time in the gym, 3h per day to get those results + the gear My goal has always been to supplement my life with working out, make my life better because I workout and play sports... Not make working out my whole life
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It's not antithetical considering you do in fact get strong also as a byproduct of getting big. Your average pro Bodybuilder is also strong af, tho not as specialized in the big 3 as a powerlifter would be necessarily as leanness does detract from strength at some level. Let's not pretend bodybuilders aren't strong because they aren't quite as strong as professional powerlifters
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@majoriansmusing “Bodybuilding” is kind of antithetical to actually getting strong though. The strongest powerlifters on the planet don’t look the part they’re not lean at all
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@majoriansmusing I train 45-60 mins a day and look bigger than this prey weight coper
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The idea for functional strength is just cope for lazy people. I'm stronger, bigger, and more athletic than I was when I was an actual "athlete." Sure if you abuse tren for 10 years and bloat up like a cow you'll have diminishing athletic prowess, but generally natty bodybuilders don't get to a point where their Hypertrophy hurts them in that way
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Funny how all these small guys have to frame all their takes in opposition to body building.
Bro I like being small trust me.
I wouldn’t want to look like a heckin body builder.
If your standards stood on their own you’d be able to advocate for them on their own merits.
Ivan ⚜️@LordMasterIvan
It never made sense to me why people would want to look like bodybuilders, their physiques are dysfunctional Most of them can not do a regular pull up, and the whole goal of being as big as possible as a regular dude made no sense You WASTE so much time in the gym, 3h per day to get those results + the gear My goal has always been to supplement my life with working out, make my life better because I workout and play sports... Not make working out my whole life
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The more a man seeks to rise into the height and light, the more vigorously do his roots struggle earthward, downward, into the dark, the deep- into evil.
ナナコ@cchcchai
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job search going so poorly it’s making me become a phlebotomist (not a joke)
AJ ⚜️🇻🇦@c0ntrabane
job search going so poorly it’s making me almost want to join the military
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@ANC_CA @a1sakata1ga_ Move across the country and I'll give you a job ❤️
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