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Eezer pyern Eezer pyern, He's Ebeneezer pyern!

Good evening pyerns

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Dont be a book worm like @PaulWhitbread_

Now taking applications for the upcoming ten deck and jam. Plenty of ten decks, plenty of jammin.

Harry Potter

Happy to announce Batoon Platoon trials start tomorrow. Please supply your own cronic but overall people just be happy

Handkerchiefs are so gross, never have I ever thought, "oh if only I could use this snotty tissue again"

@doiginn taking a drink twitter.com/blackppilaughs…

He also loves the kids

Dan Parker; THE biggest major herman in all of the land twitter.com/Danparkerrr/st…

All the pyerns are dead

Taking it back to 1976! #flashbackfriday #fridayfeeling 😎✌️☮

Spotted in screbsville #waftypyern

Lol #tweetlikeelliotmarshall

Tis the season to be Mongy TRA LALLALALLAAAAA LA LA LA LA