The Doctor

Huge props to Puka Nacua, from 5th-round pick to one of the greatest rookie WRs in NFL history: - Broke the rookie receptions record (105) - Broke the rookie receiving yards record (1,486) - Broke the rookie receiving yards in a playoff game record (181) - Eight 100+ receiving yard games Just getting started. 👏

if i send you this js know that the D is fire🔥

and i’ve always said this: i’m a doll. but i still wanna party.

fuck all of you

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

Ok im over it

i hate trivia because it’s like how am i supposed to know that lol

chic fil a need to hire a team of atheists that only work sundays

sex is like chess. i keep asking myself if this king is really worth it

I be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

people in front of you in line love being like, “and what is a ‘bagel?’”

took an adderall good fucking morning everyone

I paid my student loans off so Biden is letting me pick out one thing from the oval office

Replaced melatonin with hitting myself over the head with a block of wood

telling the song to "shut up" right before you skip it >>>>

quitting my job so i can be a bitch full time

sometimes i check my own page to see what a real mf be saying