Django Gold

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Django Gold

@django

comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below

New York, NY Katılım Temmuz 2011

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Django Gold@django·14 Eyl

My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio. An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.

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Django Gold@django·3h

this is what we call a Dark Night of the Soul moment

Daniel Miller@DanielNMiller

Audible gasps from the crowd at Sen. Adam Schiff’s Hollywood hearing when he says that from 2022 to 2024 L.A. County lost 42,000 motion picture industry jobs.

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Django Gold@django·7h

the band comped my ticket last night because I shouted funny stuff in between songs :)

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Django Gold@django·8h

we need to talk about my compulsive need for attention in social media spaces

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Django Gold@django·19h

good enough for me, cut him another humongous check

Disclose.tv@disclosetv

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

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Django Gold@django·22h

movie idea: Earth is under attack by aliens, and the only person who can stop them is a genius scientist who was forced out of the scientific community for being a registered sex offender -- title is "Well, Well, Well"

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Django Gold@django·1d

giving up my dreams

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Django Gold@django·2d

if you're ever feeling "behind," just remember that Stella didn't get her groove back until she was 40

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Django Gold@django·2d

excited to learn Spider-Man will have further adventures

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Django Gold@django·2d

using AI to make a Mad Men reboot where Don Draper is happy

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Django Gold@django·3d

Coldplay concert fail

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Django Gold@django·3d

how would Bazooka Joe grapple with the problems of today

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Django Gold@django·3d

has there ever been a war like this where we receive no updates on its progress other than a general understanding that we're getting our asses kicked?

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