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Django Gold

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comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below

New York, NY Katılım Temmuz 2011
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My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio. An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.
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another fruitful Mother’s Day
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like my daddy always used to say, "even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days, and then a guy films me fucking it"
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Amazon is a great company
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Penelope: I will marry whoever can shoot an arrow through all these axe heads suitors: that's fair
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women love true crime
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@7celo please see the ticket office for a refund
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@django I’m sorry my man but you started with “couldn’t even” which is the most millennial cringe idiom ever.
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gen Z Rodney Dangerfield
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@django Was that “Ace - How Long” reference planned, or just a coincidence?
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employed people love checking in with the team
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you couldn't do the War of 1812 today
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how Quiznos can defeat Subway
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