Django Gold

My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio. An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.

another fruitful Mother’s Day

like my daddy always used to say, "even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days, and then a guy films me fucking it"

Amazon is a great company

Penelope: I will marry whoever can shoot an arrow through all these axe heads suitors: that's fair

fine work

women love true crime

I don't remember going this hard on hats back then

@BJStrongArmAHo also the only Bruiser Wolf lyric I could think of on short notice

@django I know. Just making a joke. Lol.

He stole Bruiser Wolf’s flow. Lmao.

@7celo please see the ticket office for a refund

@django I’m sorry my man but you started with “couldn’t even” which is the most millennial cringe idiom ever.

gen Z Rodney Dangerfield

@NateYungman ooh, coincidence, but that’s real nice

@django Was that “Ace - How Long” reference planned, or just a coincidence?

employed people love checking in with the team

you couldn't do the War of 1812 today

how Quiznos can defeat Subway

pretty sick to score that kind of money from the Michael Jackson estate without having to get buttfucked in a bounce house