Aubrey: Spring Edition 🐀🌷

I made my cat a cowboy hat out of foil yee haw

Tour so successful they told me they love me

@Befonay2017 Grief isnt linear. There is no "should"

What if I fucking cried

@AlexaDuzz152 @grok What the fuck is wrong with you

Hey @grok, can you fix his face and show the normal version?

Vivint salesmen are such hyenas leave me alone

Let's expel every member of Congress and start over from scratch.

they should invent a me that gets over things

First bison calf born has me feeling like this

Sometimes I am blessed with the best tour groups. Like, sometimes they're extremely warm, involved people, and sometimes it's a handsome man with $100

I love immigrants

@Befonay2017 This is.... Like why doesn't he know

@Befonay2017 Oh no 😭

Somebody anybody everybody scream

Boots n snoots 🗣🗣

I woke up and immediately started thinking about taking a nap

HAPPY CONFEDERATE LOSERS LOST THE WAR DAY

Should I dye my roots myself or go to my hairdresser and explain that I already dyed my roots myself once so there's banding 😗✌️

If you are racist, you shouldn’t be allowed to enjoy other cultures food. Elote is only for the pure of heart.

@Befonay2017 🙄🙄

@Befonay2017 Idk how you find it in you to keep trying to educate them