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🗣️ Cesc Fabregas: “The other evening Ousmane Dembélé started pressing in the defensive phase and chasing Pavlovic. If a Ballon d’Or win is doing it, everyone can do it. This is modern football: knowing how to do everything.”

I was the small sister. Nikiwa pre unit my sister alikua class seven. Siku moja nikaenda class yao at 3 and it was a science lesson. The teacher reflected sun with a mirror and I started chasing it. Class nzima ikanichekelea😭

Bishop here clearly understands the role of the Members of Parliament (MPs) as representatives of their constituencies, legislators, and overseers of the national government under Article 95 of the Constitution.

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"When fuel prices went up, we were told our fuel is higher because we are more developed than our neighbours. The last time I checked, fuel prices in USA is almost half of what we are paying here. So USA is not developed as Kenya!"~Angry bishop hammers Ruto

For a Fanbase that watched Zichenko, Delph, Nunes turn it around. Stones, Cancelo become important, Gundogan become a legend. They are too fast to give up on players that haven't even done anything wrong.

Ugali mayai on a Friday night bangs better because you're not spending all your money on counterfeit alcohol around women who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

Time humbles you, doesn’t it? You always think you’ll act better in a situation you’re not it so it’s easier to judge what you’ve never faced. But once you’re actually in the said difficult situation or worse, your perspective becomes more compassionate and less absolute. TIME!

This. Let it sink in. There is no way we shall develop as a country with a president that hands out public money at His Will. HAIWEZI.

Children , Kibaki's first Finance Minister David Mwiraria announced that financial year 2003/2004 , Kenya had an excess of budget. There was no need to borrow and every government expenditure was well funded. Good old days.

Siku hizi public holidays have lost a meaning in our country 😂😂😂kitambo people would low key celebrate and even watch the programs on the Tv😂😂😂sai watu wanataka tu kupumzika😭😭

The first time I saw a flag being raised, tukiwa parade i screamed for my brother "Kimu, Kimu-aa oka wone". Mpaka saa hii bado wananikumbusha 😩😂😂😂

President Ruto should stop dismissing Kenyans with polished GDP figures, fake growth numbers and fake hustler narratives. Almost every Kenyan has a story of a relative, friend, or neighbour who was stable two or three years ago but is now struggling to survive. He should leave the podium, go to the ground, and see the real economy....shops closing because rent cannot be paid, businesses dying because customers have no buying power, families skipping basics, and young people losing hope. Go to CBD for instance and see empty shops and stalls. This tough-headed dismissiveness is exactly what pushed the country into the deadly Finance Bill crisis. Kenyans pleaded, warned, protested, and still the government behaved like citizens were the problem. By the time the climbdown came, families were mourning. The fact that Oscar Sudi and the people around him are doing well does not mean the economy is okay. Their wealth is not Kenya’s economy. The real economy is in the kiosks, salons, workshops, farms, markets, rental houses, and homes where people are quietly breaking. Ruto must stop lecturing hungry people about growth. A country is not doing well because those around power are eating. A country is doing well when ordinary people can breathe.

@messiiaaah Eeeh bado zingine tano

@makhaizz Corners anything can happen,hii inaeza jaa mapema sanaa

Red card nayo huezi toboa kwa corners hio tusahau

@HavertzKai87646 @DantizerCFC Hio stake🫡

Nani ako na promising slip?

This comrade is living in a KSh 7,500 bedsitter at Witeithie, but everything in his house is high-tech! With limited resources, the guy is already living in 2050! 😀😀

China is downloading more research from Kenyan universities than Kenya itself is using. Meanwhile, barely a single policy in Parliament is grounded in local research. That’s not just ironic - it’s embarrassing. If knowledge isn’t shaping our laws, what exactly is?

@KyaloIntel And this is the best angle you could capture this crime?

Kakamega Women Representative Elsie Muhanda constructed this tiny toilet at Museno Secondary at a cost of 8.3M KES. Here is how it is captured in the books: 1. Actual construction (materials & labour): 300,000 KES 2. Preliminary site clearance & excavation: 1,500,000 KES 3. Consultation fees (project design & supervision): 2,000,000 KES 4. Mobilization & transport: 1,500,000 KES 5. Community sensitization: 1,000,000 KES 6. Contingency fund: 1,200,000 KES 7. Monitoring & evaluation (M&E): 700,000 KES 8. Administrative overhead: 100,000 KES