Malletjie

Fuck, story of my life, slow horses and fast women 😥

@Finnthehuman80 Wie sy pa ?

Mense, ons sit met ń tweede Carl Niehaus probleem🙈

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@WhiteLionII1 And the women are hot

Ek is in Bloemfontein vir n week. Ek het n prys gewen - die eerste prys is n week in Bloemfontein en die tweede prys is twee weke in Bloemfontein 🤩🤣 PS: Hulle Spar is great!

@MikeBales Yes of course

Mike got invited to an event at 10pm on Tuesday. Mike is 57 years old. Is Mike going?

@ginnydmm There no peace

***Warning: Theft*** ***Don't camp at Cape Columbine Nature Reserve*** “Last night we stayed at one of the most beautiful camp sites in Paternoster. But while we were sleeping in the rooftop tent some arseholes broke into the bakkie and cleaned us out. Literally robbed us blind while we slept above them. 2 macbooks, dji drone, gymbal and mics, flexible solar panel, brand new Gentech inverter, British passport, my whole bag of clothes, Lisa's bag of toiletries, makeup and her suitcase. We searched the area and recovered our @cadacsa gas geyser. We spend our money supporting these campspots and supporting local businesses in the area, and yet even though Vredenburg Police Station told us this is a regular occurrence, Cape Columbine Nature Reserve don't warn people of the dangers and don't have adequate security on site. This is a warning to our fellow travelers. Be aware and know the facts before camping here. Now we're off to buy toothbrushes and a jacket.”

@DisprinXtra But he took it

Bad life choices. #FAFO

"we will not be bullied ✊🏾"

Puncture

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built. I think it should be the goal of everyone living in a town to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance." "That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered." "All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us." Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.

@Headshok1962 '89 trampoline champion

Them titties are long

Fuck I clocked a bottle of Russian Bear. Better nap now. Laaitie will be up in an hour

@Darth_Martys Gayton

Wait, isn't there another slide?"

Fucking full moon, getting hammered from 2am

@Darth_Martys Never excelled at trigonometry

Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy.

Ja I'm making chow on gas,,

I'm taking strain. No mama, fok....

Jissus, and it naughty, fucking clever

New subject, but I think it part of DNA

No lies