Malaika 🇵🇸

Dating a first born daughter means you have 0.2 seconds to help. After that she’s climbing the counter moving the ladder and nearly dying because you took forever to help.😭

That’s how I enjoy morning sunshine

best thing about having hands is that you get to pet cats

Passionate humans are my favorite type of people

DREAMMMMM

Gng do we bring back these hair ?

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He's still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank. That's how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

Neverrrrrrrrrrrr Everrrr mock a pain you’ve never felt, or a sin you haven’t been tested with.

Girl I'm bored let's pick up an old hobby we haven't touched in many years again

i love open-minded people who can understand things from multiple perspectives.

بحب كومنتس تيك توك موت

Children are usually amazing critical thinkers before we silence them actually

you cannot make sense to a person who only comprehends things at their own level of perception. no matter how much you explain, argue, or try. save your energy.

lover of a gloomy weather

a glowing reflection on water

who saves you at your lowest: candy crush saga

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

Need a movie partner

Cry aa raha hai