Mason Malzahn

The NFL record for most games in a regular season with 400+ passing yards is 4. It’s a three-way tie between: -1984 Dan Marino. Maybe the most legendary season ever considering the era. Always pops up in these sorts of stats. Insane. Hell yeah. -2013 Peyton Manning. All-time single season record for passing touchdowns and yards. Makes sense. -2018 Ryan Fitzpatrick. He played 5 full games that season.

The replay value of drank in my cup is insane. This hoe sound like it came out yesterday

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

@Jack_Heller1 @MarquesEversoll Stackhouse szn

@MarquesEversoll Should we be concerned about the interior d line without KC

MICAH PARSONS IS A PACKER. 🤯 Thankful the last couple days of speculation weren’t all for nothing! This one felt different. But still doesn’t feel real! 😳 omny.fm/shows/better-c…

✨ pocket pancake ✨

I’ve been here a time or two

@megalodon523 A weatherman can only be so accurate

@malcat89 we can’t believe you’re missing this

It’s the hottest day of the year

unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fuck around with me please

We in your city doin our dance

70 degrees with the windows wide open

Perspective beers: beers that increase your perspective

Need the details on this. Pls tell me where I can find.

Oh lord just might be the hottest day of the year 🥵

Nasty? Ya no doubt

They not like us

Stepping out with my phone on 19% I never gave a fuck

If there’s one thing i miss about college it’s drinking on a porch Nice out? Whose porch are we drinking on? No class or homework? Time to drink on a porch. Bored on a Tuesday eve? Porch drinking it is

Sorry the spotted cow got my phone