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@Nam_kafi_hai Well that might just clench it😉🤣🤣🤣🤣

Feminists are getting angry because they believe women's sports has too revealing outfits. What do you think? 🤔

@CleansedTweets Met her several times when i looked after Daniel Craig when he was doing the screen test for Casino Royal lovely girl great personality .

Most beautiful bond girl? Mine. Eva Green 🇫🇷

@centre_right_ Well hopefully they've charged her interest on it as they would if it was me or you,!!

🚨Clarification Alert 🚨 Angela Rayner has not been exonerated. She failed to pay £40,000 tax that was due. After months and wrangling, she paid it. Dont fall for the spin.

@ClishamPaula Or is it Jim😉😂😂

@Ginger_Tucci So two bottles between you🤣🤣🤣

This is what five (5) glasses of lunch wine looks like.

@Eman_8282 Fucking awful.

What do you think of this modern upgrade?

@kitkatstx Why be polite just say it as it is😉😁

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck

@miavalourx I did last night that's why she looks so rough 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣

49. 5ft. Mum of two. Would you?

@realninawysocka Yes but you didn't stay for breakfast 😉😂😂😂

Did you remember your dream last night?

@realninawysocka Sounds like a plan 😉

Back at the gym, getting fit for Saturday 🇬🇧💪

@RupertLowe10 @trapdoor456 @ZackPolanski @jeremycorbyn Well Zack can house them on his boat and that useless turd Corbyn can serve them tea coffee and sort out sending them back .

I've just been attacked by both Polanski and Corbyn over my calls to implement a hostile environment for illegal migrants - what a duo. @ZackPolanski says I should be 'absolutely condemned', calling it 'nasty' and 'cruel'. @jeremycorbyn says it's 'utterly repulsive'. Okay lads, if you say so. I am very much of the view that allowing hundreds of thousands of unvetted young men from cultures that actively hate women, and us, to roam our streets is absolutely mental. Do I think that placing unchecked Eritrean and Afghan men in communities all around the country is a good idea? Funding their hotels and pocket money? No. No I do not. Would I make life so uncomfortable for these illegals that they chose to leave themselves, before they were forcibly turfed out? Yes. Yes I do. I stand by every word I said. Implement the hostile environment - stop the benefits, stop the boats. Force the illegals to leave. Mass deportations. It's the only way.

@kellro36 We need a ferry moored at Dover as soon as they arrive they are put on it taken back to France each evening and left there.just needs our boarder people to have the balls to do it....no fucking about you land on British soil you are back where you started same day!!!

I am passed caring what other people think. The only person I want to run our country is Rupert Lowe 👍

@realninawysocka Mmm what's the filling😉

Never leave your man hungry or horny there’s always a slag with a sandwich 😂

@Eman_8282 Wow back in the day....well less than 30 quid would probably have got a feast for two at a Bernie in and for that you might have got a blow job for dessert 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MbarkCherguia Make sure there's not one up the spout 😂😂

You pull up to pick her up for a date and find her like this. What do you do?

@Eman_8282 Italy for me.

@lady_valor_07 Fuck yes ..I'm an atheist do you want me bank details 🤣🤣🤣

Do you take it?

@Eman_8282 No Hun but a flash of your tits might be appreciated 😉🤣🤣

@Nickisbackbaby Had a big Mac yesterday actually tasted fucking awful and the burgers seem to be much thinner.

I'm pretty sure whatever they put in McDonalds burgers is not real meat! I can't be the only one who thinks this?

@GBullstein @AshtonWard01 FFS we are on our way😉😂😂😂

Getting him out of No.10 might be a job for the SAS.