Byl Holte@SirBylHolte
My name is William Michael Holte.
I’m AMERICAN, not AFRICAN-American.
So I don’t wear braids, two-strand twists, cornrows, or locs.
I don’t wear Kente cloth.
I don’t smoke weed or smell like it.
I don’t use the N-word.
I don’t celebrate Kwanzaa — I celebrate Christmas.
I don’t celebrate Juneteenth — I celebrate Independence Day.
I don’t listen to rap — I enjoy classical music.
I don’t wear my pants down under my butt.
I don't wear du-rags.
I don't pretend “We wuz kings,” or push fake ancient African empires.
I don’t blast music with the windows down.
I don’t eat soul food.
I don’t speak in AAVE or Ebonics.
I don’t demand reparations.
I don’t walk around with a permanent victim complex.
And, like the vast majority of fake 'African-Americans' in this country, I don't have any desire to go back to or live in Africa.
I'm Team AMERICA, ride or die.
Who’s with me on that?