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@AvonandsomerRob Probably coley!

THIRTY SEVEN POUNDS for this bland plate of fish & chips at Tom Kerridge's in Harrods. NINE chips. NINE.

@DeborahMeaden There is a really good documentary with Paul Whitehouse about this, check it out. It’s not just Whitstable

An absolute s****y disgrace.....

@Alphafox78 Eating 😂

What are they better at than you?

Five men who illegally streamed Premier League football matches were sentenced to 20 years in prison. Meanwhile, two men who brutally raped, abused + exploited a young girl in Telford were given just four and a half years. The British ‘justice’ system is a joke.

If any of you have a ‘hidden phone’, for access to services regarding domestic abuse/for your children’s safety, please read below. It’s regarding the phone test happening today at 3pm. Please RT WIDELY. Thanks. 🙏

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 This is my flag. This is your flag. This is OUR flag. God bless England and the Cross of St George - which unites us all to proudly call this green and pleasant land home. Be proud of this England of ours, this most warm-hearted place, this #ForceForGood Happy #StGeorgesDay!

Happy St George’s Day

Happy St George’s Day

Indian gentleman vs. Oxford University students. The British Empire was a force for good, the 5 richest African countries were once British colonies or protectorates. We brought democracy to countries all over the Empire. We built hospitals, schools, courts and sanitation systems. We outlawed widow burning in India, we stopped slavery across the empire, we gave people the opportunity to work and earn. We did far more good than bad yet schools governed by left wing crazies would have you believe it was an Empire of monsters and takers. They’re wrong.

@DanHollaway @OliLondonTV @Riley_Gaines_

This is Naomi, she has autism. She's played for my team for the last 2 seasons, U8s and U9s. At first, if it was raining she wouldn't even leave the house and if it started to rain during training she'd go sit in the car. But now, especially in the second half of this season she's really coming out of her shell. She's been braving the great British weather for the past 18 months, but in the last couple of months she's been asking to go in goal in training (that was a massive no no previously). For me, the biggest change in her has been the way she behaves on a Saturday. Before she was fairly static, wouldn't get involved too much and if the ball came near her, she'd just kick it in whatever direction she was facing. Now though, we have "beast mode" Naomi. She is composed, takes a touch, passes forwards, runs with the ball and joins the attack. A few weeks ago she got her first ever assist. 2 weeks ago she was inches from her first ever goal. And last week she captained the team. However, the biggest and most noticeable difference is the fact that she is actually CALLING for the ball. Last weekend she was asking to be passed to!! All this from a young lady who wouldn't even leave the house some weeks. Now she's asking to receive the ball. For the vast majority that's "normal" but for Naomi, it's enormous! I'm immensely proud of her and the support that she gets from her Mum, step-dad, Dad and step-mum is vital. I would love it for the whole grassroots family to bask in how fabulous she is! She's an inspiration! She inspires me to be a better coach and I'd love it if she could inspire someone else with similar struggles, even just one!

@Brink_Thinker Owe that’s so perfect 😍

The most beautiful smile ever

Absolutely extraordinary…

My god.. this picture is so utterly heart-breaking. A Turkish father, Mesut Hancer, holding the hand of his dead 15yr-old daughter in the rubble of a building crushed by the earthquake. Devastating.

@JeremyClarkson @primevideouk Fabulous, can’t wait 👏🏻👏🏻

Yup. Clarkson’s Farm 2 arrives on @primevideouk this Friday. And this is a trailer for it.

@DreyfusJames Locking??

By the way, locking your account DOES improve engagement. Interesting, eh?

... and then he wet himself and fell in the dog bowl ..

@theAliceRoberts Because the NHS is not efficient

I can’t help thinking - all this cash being given to private healthcare companies to “help” the NHS - wouldn’t it much, much more efficient to give it directly to… the NHS. Where there are no shareholders taking profits?

I spoke to a friend who has a bar/restaurant in the city, he’s lost 70% of this weeks bookings. The strikes accounted for 50%+ & the weather has just finished the week off. This is the THIRD ruined December he’s had & will struggle to now survive. His electric bill is 90k a yr.

@Vinnie09638788 @Kirsty_H220 Following

My son is autistic, I asked what his favourite dinosaur was when I tucked him in for bed (T-Rex obvs), then I heard a little voice whisper “mummy, what’s your favourite dinosaur?” He asked me a question back tonight & I just needed to tell someone because it was lovely