leah bear 🧸

i am so lucky i get to call her mine 🍀💚

@C6Kirara holy shit youre old as f*ck

Thank you fish

IRONIC... THAT I AM SICK.... AND SHE LEAVES TOMORROW.............. FOR LIKE FOUR DAYS.......... CRAZY...................

girls will tell you goodnight and then have dirty thoughts about you to fall asleep better

you know its gettign serious when she goes from right to left hand

Found this in my download folder um

Who’s Ready? I’M READY Who’s Ready? I’M READY Whoooooooo’s Ready? IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEADY!

cant fucking stand when uber eats says 12 minutes then it ends up taking almost a fucking hour

sat on my ass wrong for too long and now its numb and feels weird

27 years ago today, ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ premiered on Nickelodeon.

*trying to escape saw trap* I’m not going to play your gay little game! Gay Jigsaw: it’s the way you have no choice 😭

@wackocean ? i care

Oh my god noone cares

silly fish + ocean puns that are part of my regular vocabulary: for eel (for real) oh my cod/thank cod (oh my god/thank god) are you squidding me (are you kidding me) kelp me (help me) shello (hello) what the shell (what the hell) oh carp (oh crap)

I could never be a Diver bro id be petting all that fishes 🤦 🤲🐟

A penguin that travels the world working as a clown.

im gonna start speaking german on the tl is this ok guys i need to retain my knowledge on the language i mustnt forget ..

clown seal