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If you're on barricade and you do nothing but look bored and pissed off and play on your phone during the opener's set I should be allowed to hunt you for sport

She is somewhat forgiven for apologizing and trying to help me get one of Frank's picks. She would have been completely forgiven if she was successful.

In case you were questioning if it was really on purpose I have taken a full step forward and to the side and she is STILL DOING IT

If I'm at a show and you are mad I'm standing next to you I'd much rather you just fucking punch me in the face than stand there between sets swaying so that you purposely ram into me every time

Don't know whether I should start 'phil stole my look' or 'phil and I are siblings' truthing bc why do we have the exact same hair AND eye color #phaustin #dnptit

Got tickets for their wwwyf sideshow so feeling less urgent about this (tho I still do want to go😭) but I do still have a Saturday wwwyf ticket to sell if anyone is looking for one

I got tickets for their Austin show when they dropped but now of course I'm moving to Orlando and that show is sold out 😭😭

Hi I'm coming back here BEGGING to know if any of y'all know someone selling tickets to the 11/1 Rise Against show at hob Orlando for less than the ridiculous resale prices on tm please I've been trying to see LS Dunes for years now

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The Used: we are going on tour again :) Me: Well I would go if you came to TX or FL but I'm not that sad bc I already saw you this year and you never change your setlist The Used: Hey so if we could play ANY SONG off our discography what would you want to see on this tour? Me: 🖕🏻

THEY ARE DOING THIS BEFORE THE TOUR WHERE THEY AREN'T COMING TO TEXAS OR FLORIDA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

First they bring out Mikey fucking Way and now they play FUCKING BANG THE DOLDRUMS. THEYVE NEVER FUCKING PLAYED THAT SONG LIVE.

I was going to get the doodle from my setlist tattooed today but now I'm just fucking pissed.

Fuck this I'm not going to shows in Texas anymore. Next tour I'm just spending more money and going to the LA dates.

So last night was the best night of my life. (Worst part about getting the setlist is realizing they were supposed to play hum hallelujah and didn't 💔)

Ugh and it's gonna be 109 in Phoenix. At least there's considerably less humidity there- it just feels like you're being roasted alive instead of boiled alive.

I'll obviously go no matter what but I just don't want to get there and wait hours in that heat just for them to decide then that it's too hot to play you know?

I think the TX fob shows could get postponed- it's going to be RIDICULOUSLY hot. Like 108 degrees + full humidity. People pass out at /indoor/ shows from overheating I don't really think these shows should happen next week tbh.

sophomore slump this gin joints that well Patrick played I'm like a lawyer on the piano and I wasn't there. I have an I'm like a lawyer tattoo no one else deserves to hear that song live but me !! 😠😭😭

I may ??? actually get to see the all American rejects on Thursday ??? They are doing a random gig at like a random wedding venue in Dallas ???