Mallorie Hunter

I am very jealous of everyone who can read on the bus 🤓

Tomorrow will be the first time waking up without an alarm in for-freaking-ever and I cannot WAIT. Even if I wake up at 7a as I’m sure I will, at least it’s on my own terms!

I need a vacation from my staycation

Watched Lord of the Rings for the first time! Casual 21 years behind.

Taking melatonin at 2am was my best idea at the time but also my worst idea in this moment 😴

Yesterday Mallorie thought doing CrossFit for the first time was a good idea. Today Mallorie can barely type this because of sore arms. Big ouch.

GAMEDAY! #Beardown and beat the Aztecs! 🐻⬇️❤️💙

I cannot think of a sport I like to watch more than tennis 🎾

It’s like this was a test to see how many people would fall for #moviepass antics….again. Fool me once…

All this Hood to Coast energy makes me sad I’m not on a team this year 😩😩😩 (Meanwhile I’ve ran 2 miles in 5 months so maybe it’s a good thing I’m not on one lol)

STRONGLY suggest reading your tweets from 5+ years ago. Absolute gold 😂

MoviePass was AMAZING……until it wasn’t. It ended so poorly last time but I am 100% signing up again. Fingers crossed they actually allow you to see movies this time 😂 moviepass.com

Dang country concerts make me miss home so bad 💔

@polluterofminds Read Disney’s Land by Richard Snow

I want a book that focuses exclusively on Walt Disney’s time building Disney. I want one that focuses entirely on his entrepreneurship. I don’t care about his family history or the lore that has been built up around the Disney name.

@jandes613 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you, Isaac! Lmao

@polluterofminds You know how I know you’re not cool…you said you know you’re cool 😂

You know how I know I’m cool? I’m the only coach in little league that wears his hat backwards during games.

@polluterofminds You thought you were so cool with your CD player faces in your CRX with the homemade sunroof and spray painted body lol

Shout out to all the kids that had to take the face plates off their car’s CD player to keep them from getting stolen.

Cannot remember life before noise-cancelling headphones on public transit

Just finished watching Harry Potter 5. After reading them for the first time 3 years ago, this is the year I finally see the movies!

Just a reminder that unfrosted strawberry pop tarts are the best 🙃