mallory
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@thirdplacepony Omg I just told my mom yesterday I need to be less aware of what’s going on
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@thirdplacepony Yes! I listened to a podcast episode about him. It was a while ago but the podcast is literally called “Behind the Bastards”
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Well the song @NoahKahan wrote specifically to hurt me WASN’T EVEN ON THE ALBUM.
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@thirdplacepony Between the playoffs, the terror that is coming out of the Ft Pitt bridge, and Europeans not comprehending MetLife stadium being inaccessible by foot I am loving twitter so much.
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@mallorycb THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨
Nicole Auerbach@NicoleAuerbach
OMG there’s going to be a @PopTartsUS Edible Mascot sacrifice for *fans* at the NFL Draft! Protein Slammin’ Strawberry will be drafted by the fans and head to Mouth Heaven on Friday, April 24 at 3pm ET at Nova Place — 100 S. Commons, Pittsburgh, PA. (Venue opens at 1.)
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