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A moment you want to recreate in 2026?

. Sex is sacred. It is the core of your soul. Once you defile it by sleeping with men who don't deserve it, then it will be difficult to restore it. Your spiritual life will go down the drain in misery. You will be jumping from bed to bed in search of restoration.

Chelsea is giving championship vibes these days.

Na by the way kwa Bible no one married a baby mama.

@official_Gegeh Land.

Apart from money what do you need right now? Don’t mention money

@KE_MrBlack You only problem affecting you is that you "got married" What do you really expect?

Ever since I got married, I can only go one round when making love to my wife. I don’t drink, smoke, or use drugs what could be the problem?..from my DMs.

@john322226 You should not even tell her that you are leaving,you should just leave without saying even a single word mf.

I no fit ever rate you if you Dey forgive woman for cheating.

@Shadaya_Knight You have forgotten; Having a fit body i.e not being fat,having money and working on one's spiritual life. Posses those and you will more happily than even kings.

The older you get the more you realize happiness is quiet mornings, paid bills, a safe home & people who don’t stress you out

@mreazi Are things really smooth? In kenya they aren't.

Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly.

@sciencegirl Money mahn.

Remove one thing to make the world more peaceful

@Cobratate You don't have to explain yourself.

1000 retweets and I’ll finally explain why I had to stop talking to him.

@abuyamasta That mumu man thought money grows on a mugumo tree.

Ule kijana alikua anakataka notes za mia mia amekamatwa. Shida zingine ni za kujitakia tu.

@ok6ixx That was just to please you.

a girl was flirting with my boyfriend at a party and he looked her straight in the face and said “my girlfriend is 20x hotter than you” … i was like yeah i picked the right man

@hy_wemmy What about your partner? Why doesn't he also be told the same?

My love language includes . Pack your bags for the weekend . I went and got you some food . Can you come with me to….. . Come give me a hug . I was thinking about you, so I bought this

@Mubarak_mubious Being in love mahn, mf lived a very peaceful life.

what is something u always assumed was mandatory in life, until u met someone who just didn’t do it ??

@luxemiaa There are a lot of men in prison because of this thing,may God intervene.

Sexual consent can be withdrawn at any time, even after initially saying yes.

We have been fighting; -Ignorance -Disease -Poverty Since 1963,unfortunately,we have won over non despite us being educated. Most of us kenya are just educated but fools,still clinging to tribal politics so. If you are still supporting this government you are nothing bt a fool.

One of the most stupid decisions we’ve ever made as a country. Either we are mad as a people, or we are too ignorant to recognize the amount of injustice Kenyans were subjected to in accepting this deal. If you see someone praising Ruto for this stadium, he is either illiterate or simply ignorant.

@nickimoraa You are lying to yourself,I am sure if he comes even now and ask for a knack you won't be able to resist,Love is very senseless thing.

My ex, who I’m still unfortunately madly in love with, told me yesterday that if I really wanted him, I should “come get my man back.” So today, I did exactly that. I pulled up fully prepared to reclaim what he so confidently told me was mine to come get… only for him to turn around and reject me. 😂🤪 Now normally, the old me would’ve crashed out, cried in the car, sent a few embarrassing paragraphs, and maybe argued for another hour or two just to prove a point. But instead, I chose peace. I blocked him on every single platform, deleted the chats, and then proceeded to deep-clean my entire house from top to bottom like I was removing every last trace of emotional chaos from my life. And the crazy part is… I’m actually okay. Like surprisingly okay. No dramatic breakdown, no impulsive texting, no late-night stalking of his socials. Just me, a clean house, and the realization that maybe closure doesn’t always come the way you expect it to. So yeah… consider this the official start of my healing era. New boundaries, new mindset, and a slightly less delusional version of me moving forward. Anyway, I’ll gladly accept my claps now because that level of self-control deserves recognition. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@KeruboSk 😂😂Lmao

Me and my sister went to a nice hotel and her boyfriend baby mama was our server, so the girl came to the table and greeted us and got our drink orders. When she came back she asked us what we was getting to eat I told her I wanted the fries with steak well cooked and she walked off after that. She came back to the table and my sister asked her why she didn’t take her order the girl gone say “I did boo I already know you want the lemon garlic shrimp, my bd already told me we like the same foods” and start giggling 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lmfaooo yall my sister ain’t said a thing in 2 hours

@kichwa_ Sisi tumekesha mzee.

Kumbe nimeamka mapema peke yangu hii country yote

@IamBrian___ 😂😂😂Umekapitia Jomba.

Mimi hata kama degree yangu ya zoology hainisaidii I'll never regret joining university. Mimi nilitoka kathonzweni na ile exposure nimepata pale KU ni ingine crazy sana. Siku ya kwanza nilienda na my luo friend some high end restaurants hapo taoni nikapewa fork and knife nikafanya maajabu. Yaani nilikata nyama ikaanguka bana.😂😂😂