Mallory Huddleston
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Mallory Huddleston
@malpalhud
trying to be a person you’d wanna drink two beers and leave your puppy with
Katılım Temmuz 2009
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been growing this kid for 14 weeks and he just… tweeted it
Stuckey@Stuckey2
This is my gender reveal party
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I’m so sick of seeing “do your own research” everywhere on social media. Some people (many, actually) should NOT be doing their own research, because they don’t know the first thing about proper research. Some people should just listen to actual researchers and experts 🙃
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This is what all the love is blind couples look like to me
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Guess that’s what a Missouri public school education got them (said lovingly toward teachers, as I come from a family full of educators)
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Be so for real do you think Missouri, a state that consistently ranks in the bottom 20 states for education, and already spends thousands below the national average per student, is going to prioritize education resources and the wellbeing of children?
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Me seeing people from my hometown in rural Missouri post how happy they are about the potential dismantling of the DoE 👁️👄👁️
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I miss the days when very rich people used their money to fund libraries, public art and philanthropic endeavors rather than launching slow-motion coups against the federal government.
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My 500 year old high lord 🫶
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
33-year-old fruit bat with arthritis goes on morning 'flights' to keep him active
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every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000
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Me being a flying monkey checks out
dakota@PowerOfDakota
imagine being so excited for this wicked zodiac and then you get……. shiz university
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Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.
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Me to every nativity scene @HUDD04 @AdamJournalism1 @ Clare
val (taylor’s version)@soulsbleedin
how long do yall think it’ll take my mom to notice?
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To those feeling despair: remember, every step toward progress in American history came after the darkness of defeat. Abolitionists, suffragettes, Dreamers, and marchers for civil rights and marriage equality all faced impossible odds, but they persisted. Now it is our turn.
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The way I’m about to become a professional gas and eggs price tracker is absolutely astonishing.
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