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Wonder how the cps are gonna get around charging this lot this time?

@fOx1257067 @TheEXECUTlONER_ Google ‘exorcist’

Uber driver completed the trip… then looked in the back seat and immediately unlocked a brand new level of “OH heck no”🤯 What do you even do here?

Make him accidentally only ever press the most destructive button on the tv remote

Starmer be like

@duceMCFC @thE_House7 @ammandev We have but they are the ones holding the cards so they don’t give a shit. Watch the highlights of this (when we were utterly desperate) and i’ll show you something regarding it that came out afterwards youtu.be/8ybk0otENSw?si…

@malpheuse @thE_House7 @ammandev I didn’t know that, that’s fucked mate, why haven’t the club spoken out?

This is absolutely a foul btw. The officiating this year has been an absolute farce.

@duceMCFC @thE_House7 @ammandev The problem is they’re 100% consistent, and have been for the last 5 or 6 years against us from the way we’re officiated to the way they tried to relegate us whilst treating teams like you and Chelsea differently

We’ve had moments of luck but we also get scrutinised just as much, take this season City should be top by at least 8 points but we have had goals given that were fouls ie Spurs, offside goals given ie Newcastle, penalties not given ie Wolves And I can guess it’s the same with Everton The problem isn’t the clubs it’s the Refs and VAR not being consistent 1 weeks it’s a red or a penalty the next it’s not

@MarkN1878 I think burnley are still in with an outside shout

Does 8th get Europe now?

@duceMCFC @thE_House7 @ammandev Of course they have, but as an Everton in fan i know how favourably city are treated in particular. You’re only still in with a shot at the title because of corruption in our game just the other day, just as the rodri handball, just as the penalty on onana a couple of years ago

@malpheuse @thE_House7 @ammandev Arsenal have gotten away with worse this season,

@thE_House7 @duceMCFC @ammandev Crazy you don’t understand the difference between shoulder to shoulder and a bodycheck

@duceMCFC @malpheuse @ammandev Crazy just admitting to the world you don’t know the rules

@duceMCFC @ammandev It’s a bodycheck

@ammandev It’s shoulder to shoulder Khusanov is just built different

@Irontoffee 115 v 74

Apparently it's FA Cup final day How bad is it that its not an exciting day Looks at the teams...financial cheats Chelsea v Clearly cheating Man City What a win hey. 2 examples of what makes football pointless in what xhould bd a fair competitive sport

Everton have had as many penalties all season (2) as apologies from the KMI Pane & Howard Webb in the last week (2)!

@John00062397627 @Paddy_Boyland Answer’s in your profile pic

@Paddy_Boyland The holding was seen by VAR. So why didn't they give it? 🤷🤷

That's two big (bad) calls that have gone against Everton in recent weeks then...

@PaxtonRoadUpper Funny how when Everton were desperate for points, as usual it’s a penalty against them in city’s favour

Corrupt as fuck innit

@jamiepb_32 Gonna be like the beginning of Costner’s Robin Hood

25 stretch for Bonk hell die of old age in that prison

Villa; prepare to be shafted by the officials and var now you’re a goal up, the premier league won’t be happy if Liverpool aren’t in the champions league

@LeonTrust31883 @Evershite He was a tricky winger with his signature move, the iron cross

@Evershite I don't get it? Was Adolf Hitler an Evertonian?

Alot of talk over the past 24hrs about Andy Burnham possibly becoming the next prime minister. Caution is needed. We all know what happened the last time an Evertonian became the leader of a country...... 🤷‍♂️

I am a democratically elected Member of the European Parliament. I represent the European Union. You will pay for calling me a hate-mongering agitator. I will patiently wait until the British cast you onto the ash heap of history. Then I will come to defend my honor, and the honor of my voters, in court. I will not forget.

@Patrick00078270 @ToffeeTVEFC Of all the players in the world, yeah. Anyway think what you like, it was imho a remarkable goal

@malpheuse @ToffeeTVEFC You think he was going to admit to being offside and slicing his cross?

Seamus Coleman’s last goal for the Toffees 💙

@Patrick00078270 @ToffeeTVEFC He knew exactly what he was doing, he said it too in the interview afterwards. If he didn’t mean it he would have admitted it, he’s not some big ego nob head

@malpheuse @ToffeeTVEFC Didn’t really look up, more of a hit and hope