Malphier

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@MacIntoshEDU @GenePark @Nexyyy7 Yeah, I am joking, if I wanted to offend anyone I would use actually offensive language instead of "nah bruh tell me who your dealer is"

@malphier @GenePark @Nexyyy7 Brother, you claimed anyone who thinks that way is on drugs, and then when he was tagged you stated this would be the second time you've accused him of being on drugs when writing his impressions.

I think game reviewers should be mandated by law to show drug tests when posting a game review. Crimson Desert's combat feels and plays nothing like Assassin's Creed, like at all, and I would LOVE to know what drugs you guys have been on recently

@GenePark @Nexyyy7 @MacIntoshEDU I didn't insult you tho? I didn't even know you had this opinion until you got tagged lmao

@malphier @Nexyyy7 @MacIntoshEDU yeah and to many people that feel is mimicking assassins creed! disappointing to see you insult me over this

It is tighter for sure, that I can't disagree, but that's partially a result of BDO having classes with focused kits and rotations. Crimson Desert gives you all the options in one "class" instead. Much less focus, so it doesn't that tight loop. Still, whenever I hit an enemy, it feels like hitting an enemy in BDO.

@malphier @Nexyyy7 @MacIntoshEDU i disagree bdo was way tighter

@GenePark @Nexyyy7 @MacIntoshEDU It just doesn't feel like AC. At all. It feels very much like Black Desert.

@malphier @Nexyyy7 @MacIntoshEDU do you guys not know what game feel is

@QueensHunchback Why would you jump four times then dodge and repeat?

@malphier Or if you like pressing square four times then circle to dodge and repeat.

You should play Crimson Desert if you really like the pacing and exploration aspects of Red Dead Redemption 2. Just don't go expecting the same narrative focus. It has none. If you're the type of person who likes to play RDR2 for the exploration, if you like to "live in the world" and take it slow, like those people who do jobs, hunt, bounties and stuff and take their time, if you like to greet people on the streets and you intentionally walk slowly just to act like a normal person, you're gonna have a blast with the game.

@JustSlaythe I don't think you understand just how many people play Rockstar games without ever engaging with the story. To many people, the story is actually side content 💀

@malphier But the whole point of RDR2 is specifically that it married the exploration WITH the narrative stuff (from side quests, diary, puzzles etc...). It's also a lot more fascinating to explore our "history" like we used a time machine than a random made up shallow fantasy world.

@LNomist No one ever lied to the guy in his life I suppose

@malphier The fact that he jumped just because they told him to jump was quite funny tbh

Things that happen in the first hour and a half of Crimson Desert: > MC gets his throat slit in the first few minutes of the game > as soon as you get into the city, which is like 20 minutes in, there is a side encounter with a little girl who looks quite normal. If you help her with her cat, she invites you to her village and she just vanishes; > A beggar gives you a key to the sewer after you give it a coin, then there's a noble captured in there and when you help her, she gives you a key to what feels like an alternate dimension. Oh, then she vanishes too; > You go to the sky, where there are floating structures that is too technologically advanced for the setting. You can see the entire map from there; > You gain the ability to glide by transforming in a crow-like thing; Nothing remotely interesting, so true

@Nexyyy7 @MacIntoshEDU @GenePark Nah bro don't tell me @genepark said it plays like Assassin's Creed bro That'd be like the second time I said he uses drugs because of a review 😭

@MacIntoshEDU @malphier @GenePark

@sevenblades @DireRavennn Fr, it's always an expectation problem. Like, if the devs tell me I can buy a Ferrari in my medieval game, then I better be able to buy a goddamn Ferrari. But why would I expect to be able to buy a Ferrari if the devs never told me I can? 💀

@malphier @DireRavennn That’s the catch 22 argument nobody seems to have a real answer for. It never stated it was a grandiose narrative adventure. But it sure does do a lot to be interesting. That’s irrefutable so far for me. Reminds me a lot of Daggerfall

@Krushern I can't really say because I mainly play Dragon's Dogma with the caster Vocations. As far as I know, there isn't anything like that in Crimson Desert.

@malphier from what I saw on trailers it had some Dragon Dogma vibes but with a more arcade-y combat, would you say its something like that?

@DireRavennn If it was marketed as having those things, then sure, you'd be right. But it wasn't. Why would you expect it from the game?

@malphier I apologize for wanting my 80$ open world adventure/RPG game to have at least decent writing

@DireRavennn You mean to say that the game that was never marketed as having any focus on the story doesn't have any focus on the story? I am shocked

@malphier This would be interesting if the writing wasn’t absolute dog shit, and the characters had an ounce of personality but wtv floats your boat

Todd Howard should never be asked about anything ever anyway. Did Todd ever say anything that wasn't a lie or an over exaggeration about his games?

@Hemomal AWW THANK YOU

@malphier OMG YOURE SO INSANELY TALENTED

Rat Study WIP Reference: @Hemomal 👀

On the bright side: there is no DENUVO. Who knows, maybe Kojima didn't have any power in setting the price, so he left an alternative lmao cause there is no way this is selling well. No game should ever cost you this much. No matter how good or revolutionary.

I saw that Death Stranding 2 was releasing on PC, then I check the price... Just so you guys know, 400 BRL is like almost 80 dollars. For the base version, mind you. And that's not all: As far as I know, the minimum wage in the US is like 1200 USD. In Brazil, the minimum wage is the equivalent of 307 USD. So, in order to play Death Stranding 2 on launch, you need to spend almost a third of the minimum wage here. I love and respect Kojima's work, so I want to know if @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN had any power in setting the price, cause this is legit incredibly disrespectful. Legit insane.