mamlam (Branch Covidian)

Best acceptance speech ever by Jelly Roll. youtu.be/LdoMOENFDKQ

@KimKatieUSA That's next to Knotts in Buena Park, that street is not to be trifled with it's a freeway essentially, but you can be courteous and move aside for 2 seconds instead of this "stand your ground" crap. Yeah yeah you are legally in the 100. Get that. Sidewalk rage lol.

Woman argues with a man on the sidewalk because he won't let her bike past. Pretty sure bikes are supposed to yield to pedestrians, even on sidewalks. People don't have to move. What's your take?

@CraigG_18 I want the Darts championship to be covered like the WC. ONE HUNDRED AND EIGGGGHTTYYYYY

I’m at a show in Toronto and just heard a woman talking to her kid about no World Cup game today and asked her child “ Can you imagine what it will be like in August when there’s no soccer at all? What will we do?” Kid replies “ Watch baseball” MLS isn’t getting the message out

@Cartel_Cal Squirreling.

@Cartel_Cal Started squirrely away plastic bags last year for the long haul, but always have option to order some online and just bring your own. Plus you get like 1,000 of them lol. Until they pass a law making *that* illegal. China will save us.

California banned paper bags and started using plastic bags then California started charging for plastic bags then California banned plastic bags and now we are being charged for paper bags in California. Yes that is how retarted our state is.

@ivanthecreatorr What about Antarctica? Exactly. They need entertainment also. It's 11:49 a.m. rn, so yeah just in time for their afternoon snack.

One of the dumbest ideas to have these World Cup semifinals at 12pm on a Tuesday and Wednesday

@SirDogey @omgsidewalks BUT, we were a union company doing clean room work, and the two dudes that were basically running the day to day were smokers too, so it was an "unorganized break" lol. That was early 2000's, now forget it. They even told us in the 90's to "leave those in your lunchbox".

@mamlam @omgsidewalks 😂😅

Why is smokıng the only addiction that gets you extra breaks at work ?? I should be entitled to 15 minutes every hour to go outside and eat cheese.

@DesireeAmerica4 No more dog park but we have other options. He was an abused rescue dog, resource guards 24/7. Takes a light touch but if some dude came up driveway in a huff he's gonna jump

@DesireeAmerica4 Our dog is a rescue dog, he has this defensive mean streak that pops out of nowhere, normally sweet and cuddly, can even pick him up and cradle him, but at the dog park he got into a scruff (when we first got him), and got so aggressive with the other dog it broke skin. Thats it

Update: UPS put out an official statement on the video saying: "We're aware of the video. We have taken appropriate action with our driver and also have followed up with our customer." ​In other words? They’re not going to do a damn thing to him. And if that owner had kept yapping, he was about to get popped right along with the package.

@SirDogey @omgsidewalks We had a job way back in a semiconductor plant where NO ONE SMOKED, to take a smoke break you had to de-gown from the clean room, hang gear up, walk 10 miles of halls up an elevator to huge lobby, then proceed outside, puff like maniac then haul ass back inside.15 minute trip lol

@omgsidewalks Because nobody wants to work with the smoker that doesn't get a smoke break.

@trumplicans2024 Doubles as an emergency pipe wedge and a hole punch too. Just don't tell the welder.

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@steveth75737857 Along with a warm out of the dryer blanket.

@steveth75737857 Mine told me to fuck off so gave him a bone.

Yes or no?

@JustineBateman It is just the fucking carb credits bullshit all over again. Constantly shifting pollution around by a different name. All bullshit to pick your pocket as usual. Do the same on ALL plastic packaging, how about the 10 lbs that came with Amazon order or a TV? Same fine?

“The measure aims to reduce landfill waste by making manufacturers financially responsible for the packaging they sell after it is thrown away. It charges companies impact fees on products they sell while also requiring them to phase out packaging that cannot be adequately reused, recycled or composted.” The cost will be passed onto the customer. Another winner from CA governance.

@ThrillaRilla369 Blink twice if you're in trouble. Wait don't. They may stay permanently open, happened to a friend of mine he walks around glaring all day with a visine in hand to moisturize cause he can't blink. It *can* happen. LMK u need any more health tips.

I woke up at 3am with a leg cramp and then I sneezed and threw my back out. I am one strong fart away from being paralyzed! 😂 😅

@solar_ric Just the dog turds

@bekahj I've watched 3 run out of a HD arms loaded with tools, jump in a car and this store is at the far far back of shopping center, and the exit is around corner from freeway. They were gone, employees won't do anything they get fired, this was before prop 36 passed. Wild West.

My husband just stopped a shoplifter at harbor freight He was at checkout when an employee ran to the door to stop a Mexican illegal from leaving with approximately $500 worth of merchandise The illegal just barreled through the door and the employee didn’t stop him. He told my husband he couldn’t or he’d get fired My husband said “nuts to this” and ran after him. He jumped on a bicycle with basket in hand, my husband chased and kicked the back tire and the guy fell off. At that point multiple people surrounded the illegal and my husband retrieved and returned the stolen goods to the grateful employees at harbor freight Thank you to the people who surrounded the illegal/thief and made sure my husband was safe! The tide is turning! The American people have had enough! We are seeing something, saying something AND doing something 👊

@Evelyn001d Wait there's a 2nd bottle? We inherited grandma's back in '94, it's still good for a scant drop or two in a casserole, liquid gold. Keep that ish locked up in safe, for safety really, that bottle spills who KNOWS what may happen?

HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO FINISH A BOTTLE OF WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE AND NEED A SECOND ONE?

@ohhanxiety Forgotten

What do you call him

@RandyGoat Verklempt!

It's been a great night. First my son's soccer team that I help coach won the state championship. Next, I received amazing gifts from all of the parents. Third, we went out to celebrate and they bought us dinner and drinks. Finally, my son told me he was proud of me for being a great coach. I think that last one really hit me. Goodnight all. I hope you find joy in your lives.

@BritishRoyaltea @AllegedlyDrew Yeah I rented a room in Long Beach, old house use to be a hitching post if that tells it's age, 1 story, 10th and Redondo and that air just sits there, never a breeze which is why the refineries are there, the air converges and swirls, zero relief. Good times lol. Same in MB