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Telling my boyfriend "no, you go hang out with the fire spinners, I'm going to work on my Bistro Huddy erotica"

@feederofcats Is this a glitch or a good sign?

could we pleeeease get some help with our wishlist? especially with kitten food, we're going through it so fast! these little freeloaders and all their friends would really appreciate it!!! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

In my mind, it made sense to draw Jesus comforting Lucifer, to slice a piece off his own cloak to stop the bleeding. Two divine beings made to roam the earth. It can’t be blasphemy to draw him kind…

@OneNerdyOpinion She's so big!

I think this might be one of the best pictures I’ve taken of Dandy. It’s got beans, it’s got her tail curled around her bell, it’s got her adorable little face.

@bugmode 🚨Babe alert🚨

trying too hard to be a hateful gimmick acct & looking like a complete brainlet award goes to:

Frog said, “I am happy. I am very happy. This morning when I woke up I felt good because the sun was shining. I felt good because I was a frog. And I felt good because I have you for a friend.”

happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.

@ateotdiaz @rruizenorr There's always the note "English isn't my first language so I'm sure I made mistakes but I tried so please be kind" and then it's an absolute masterpiece

@rruizenorr YOU PUT IT SO PERFECTLY LIKE ITS THE ENGLISH SPEAKERS WHO MAKE IT WEIRD never the non-english speakers they always cook at unprecedented levels

nothing is funnier to me than reading a fic and getting hit with something that immediately makes you realize the author is NOT american 😭

Having a victorian era girl summer (becoming isolated and weird)

I’m no expert on cows but they are nosy as hell. If ur doin something near a cow they’re gonna come look. If there’s a structure near them,they gotta wander in and see what’s goin on in there. I saw a yard sale set up in a barn and all the cows were inside lookin at the stuff.

having newsom as your governor is hard bc one week you’re like i will destroy that sadistic devil may he be tortured for ten thousand years and then the next week you’re like yes go my sadistic devil torture them for ten thousand years and i will win you the throne of hell

If cats don't want to be held like little babies then maybe they shouldn't be the size and shape of little babies.

@hipearlrose I salute you and your self control

I got an iconic video that I really wanna share but am ethically against the surveillance state

just got backed up into by the whitest blondest rich lady driving a mercedes sprinter. she didnt get out to acknowledge or anything so when I went up to her window and said “excuse me you backed up into me” she rolled her eyes and said “I KNOW”

@mclovenxoxo Clicked to see the picture, tell your husband I said thank you & also congrats

first of all my husband took this picture of me

hannah neeleman aka ballerina farm has more than 30 employees helping her off camera and a jet blue heir husband -- and even with that help is sometimes so exhausted from having 8 kids that she'll stay in bed for a week. conservative propaganda, look away

@ShrimpGritsCats He's so big 😭

Shrimp, how did you manage to fall asleep like this?

@prettycritical Houses in the 2000s had a cheese cake factory vibe.