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@Popehat 😂😂😂😂

@Eiggam5955 @GOP 128 DAYS. THAT’S THE NUMBER OF DAYS UNTIL THE GOP FALLS FLAT ON ITS UGLY FACE WHEN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO STILL LOVE DEMOCRACY AND ANYTHING DECENT AND HUMANE WILL VOTE OUT THIS HORRIBLE ADMINISTRATION.

87 DAYS. That’s how long it’s been since Joe Biden held a press conference. How can Biden expect to run a nation when he’s running from the press and hiding from the American people?

@bendawson258 @KillerMartinis I’ll be your friend 😷✌🏼👍🏽😂

Ok I honestly haven’t left my house until today since I got home How are we dealing with people covering their mouth but not their nose, like is it an a for effort but a fail for execution or are they pretending to do the right thing and dgaf

@LoveIrreverence @KillerMartinis Thanks that is RT’d the shit out of.

@KillerMartinis Someone posted this a while back...

This is my best retweet in the history if my Twitter account of 9 years..

@BearfootMama @KillerMartinis How about if I signal them back? I have a couple of different ways I could do it...

@CarlFmd @KillerMartinis @NMAmadeo Love that

@KillerMartinis @NMAmadeo Has anybody tried, “I tested positive for COVID-19 last week. They let me go after three days in the hospital and a $20,000 hospital bill. Cough cough, I’m going back to The hospital later today to check and see if I’m negative yet.”

@ohthatcatlady @KillerMartinis What do I do as a consumer/customer who does wear my mask properly at all times when I see a store employee going around without any mask at all? It seems like a horrible breach and should technically be reported to the store management. Words of advice when it’s a coworker 🙏🏼?

@KillerMartinis Speaking as a grocery employee: it’s the latter. There is no A for effort in a task that simple, and I see people doing it inside and outside the store all day long, so I assume at this point that they just don’t care.

@minimightymouse @KillerMartinis 😂😂😂👍🏽🎉🙌🏼✌🏼

@KillerMartinis I went to an orthopedist last week and a guy had his mask bunched up under the nosepiece of his glasses. Apparently saying "what the Christ fuck?!" aloud in a waiting room is *not* the appropriate response.

@InkfaceFahz @KillerMartinis You are not alone. My humble opinion is that all the people that are acting like it’s weird are fucking idiots.

@KillerMartinis almost nobody gives a fuck about their mask or distance. there's a short corridor at work that leads to both the breakroom and off to the side, the restrooms, and so if somebody is entering it, i wait for them to come out of the hallway. everyone acts like this is weird to do.

@debiowens Bitches like this don’t deserve the retweets unless it results in getting fired from a job which requires its employees to exhibit more decency. I think this brand of infantile aggression doesn’t care what anyone thinks and might just enjoy the attention so I won’t retweet it.

This bitch tho🙄

@LuckyovLegends Wow

some ppl really hate the mask

Painting street murals and changing racist band names and recasting white voice actors who play black characters is fine I guess, but none of that is going to stop black and brown people from being murdered and harassed so how about we get back to the part about defunding police

Jimmy joins @TheRoots, @Lin_Manuel and the Original Broadway Cast of @HamiltonMusical for a performance of “Helpless” using at-home instruments! Don’t miss #Hamilfilm on @disneyplus July 3rd!

As long as I have been alive, Republicans have been lecturing the country that Democrats are soft on defense, and yet, the day it's reported that Trump, the leader of their party, ignored intelligence that Russia is paying terrorists to kill U.S. troops, they're totally silent.

@QuancyClayborne Who could have guessed that Chester the Molester was from Crestwood? It sounds like a nightmarish Dr. Seuss book...

@ida_skibenes I am very close to cancelling my cable because of all of this. I just can’t take anymore. And I certainly don’t want to pay for it.

I’m one Mike Pence away from throwing my tv out the window.

I want to add this journalist to my list of people who I send random wonderful gifts to “just because”.

@Jmlieber @sarahcpr That basically exactly what I just tweeted someone else. Amen.

I’m so sick of all these men on the street telling me to smize